Bewater

-=₪۩۞ Football Analyst ∆ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇʀ ∆ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ ∆ ᴘʀᴏꜱᴇ ᴘᴏᴇᴛ ∆ ᴀʀꜱᴇɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴ ∆ ᴏʟᴅ ɪꜱ ɢᴏʟᴅ ۞۩₪=-

[Bewater @Bewqter]

@w_bravel It is the hope that kills 😂

[Bewater @Bewqter]

@_DebbieOA It is fool's gold 😂

[Bewater @Bewqter]

Me: Omo, wetin sup? Man U lose
Friend: Life happens
Me: Life happens to Man U fans faster than I thought 😂 Na speed of light?
Friend: Bombastic side eyes

[Bewater @Bewqter]

My manyoo peeps wan use explanation kill me oo, which one is "They came to win also". Abeg hug your L

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

"🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡Manchester united would have won the league if they started with carrick "

[Bewater @Bewqter]

Are there still people who think in black and white?

I envy you guys 🥺

[Bewater @Bewqter]

You learn consciously & unconsciously. The most trivial incident or moment in your life might turn out to be the most significant chunk of it.
Moving forward, in a moment of solitude, you suddenly realize what u didn’t in retrospect.
Tell me, what makes u tick the way u do?

[Bewater @Bewqter]

If this dull (lag) phase refused to be shortened by tomorrow. I'll inoculate myself into a new medium, full of brilliant minds. And then, I will pronounce this place my microenvironment 😂

[Bewater @Bewqter]

I made a metamorphosis. I'm a new person today. Cheers 🥂

[Bewater @Bewqter]

I'm pre-registering for Meme Madness on Cade to boost my daily credits. Join me at https://t.co/j4HFMV56VF

[Bewater @Bewqter]

A small boy from a one-horse town, who grew up in a house not big enough to swing a cat, but with so much love.
Now at the apex, living in a spacious room, dreams achieved, and with genuine love still.

Go get it, man.

[Bewater @Bewqter]

Nobody: Oh no! It is twisted. I don't get it anymore.

Me: What a tangled web we weave!

[Bewater @Bewqter]

I have been doing more of crawling than walking lately. Fuck it! When will I hit the ground running?

[Bewater @Bewqter]

Interviewer: What would have been your bread and butter in a world money means nothing?

Me: You're blocking the ray of the sun light

He answered anyway, but most people don't know. Do you know?

[Bewater @Bewqter]

Me to people: Gbogbo nkan to ba ti leju ogede lo, mi o ma je rara

The ogede 👇

[Bewater @Bewqter]

Me (trying to read) - The host is susceptible...

Imagination flies in through the window -... to millions of dollars because of the possession of cell receptors at the site of entry in which, the philanthropist agent can make use of.

O ma sense nah? Ahh!

[Bewater @Bewqter]

In geological time, after so much recycling or replication if there is less or no variation that could possibly make you adapt to fit. YOU'RE HEREBY ELIMINATED. THE GAME MIGHT BE BRUTAL, BUT IT'S STILL FAIR.

[Bewater @Bewqter]

Have you ever read a book, and then your use or command of English changed momentarily to the language in that book?
What I mean by language is that, u no longer speak normal day to day English. Even though it's for a short period of time, you speak to the next person like this

[Bewater @Bewqter]

At the moment of your inoculation into this ecosystem. You are either selected against or for. The fact that you survived or thrived does not mean you won. You might just be a by-product or side product that inhibit others or cause stress that leads to the adaptation of others.

[Bewater @Bewqter]

There is something about how Spanish speakers enunciate some of their words, and I can't lie it gets to me sometimes. Take for instance;

"Anything from zero is so TERRIBLE"

Sounds like a call-to-action button.