Starlord.

I make cute ass kids, at least I got that going for me.

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

🖤🖤🖤

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

@MeetMeNSpace @jimmysoldout Same. My husband and I bought our first house ten years ago. Sold it this year and made $170K

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Back in my day 6 was afraid of 7

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

"Envy no one. For whatever you see, a price was paid."

Absolute truth.

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

If anyone is looking for a job for the new year, my company is hiring! https://t.co/iY7XboqY50

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

notice how we say "man" whenever we're disappointed

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

I want to go to horror nights

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

The ultimatum on Netflix is MESSSSSY

[Lola Blanc @ohlalola]

Do you save all the voicemails from everyone you love in case they die unexpectedly or are you normal

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Whoever keeps those Arizona iced teas at $0.99 should be in charge of inflation

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

I can’t staaaaaand Shaina’s face during this whole reunion 😂😂

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

maddy ain’t beat her bad enough if you ask me — but alright.

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

Losing a pet is really fucking hard.

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

We have some exciting news to share! Baby Ramirez #3 due July 2022 🖤💛

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

I am soooooo irritated

[Starlord. @Bexxxterrr]

Who needs a job?

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Finally. He’s coming to me.