Billie’s Eyelash

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

I would’ve cut a hole in the bottom of the table like a Scooby Doo villain

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

pretty little liars if it was set in atlanta:

[brandon* @brndxix]

have people always looked like him or are we all under a mass psychosis

[nyx @myy1luv]

They're finally admitting it.

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Laurie deciding she doesn’t want to go to jail
#euphoria

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[���𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

a woman being told she can't tie her tubes because she’s unmarried and might meet a man who wants children

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape

[blanc @dqveed]

how it feels to still call this app twitter

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

my princess diana

[robert @robertxyo]

se um dia eles terminarem ela vai se arrepender TANTO de terem deixado gravar isso

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

This nigga was reminiscing 😭😭😭

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

When I say SpongeBob is one of the greatest works of absurdist comedy, this is what I mean.

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

Kid Rock makes music for people with supervised visitation rights

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

we need him now more than ever