Trevin Beyer

inventor of sweatshorts. average sleep score of 79

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

This gets said every week (and its always correct btw).

Just this statement which will be forgotten in 2 hours would've sunk any other president in US History and their entire party for ~2 decades minimum. No exagerration at all. It would be quoted daily for eternity in US media. You would learn about in high school US history class. And this doesn't make top 100 worst actions / statements this week.

[Quinn The GM @quinnthegm]

This makes me feel like I could run through a wall

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

Tell ARod to eat sack

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

How do you make the greatest show on turf even greater?

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Marshawn Lynch has been cast in #Euphoria S3

[Penn State Talk @PSURecruitTalk]

Franklin is gonna take the heat for this. He shouldn’t. AK called a solid game. Plays were there to be made. Drew didn’t make them. End of story.

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

Man I’ve had ‘one bread, one body’ stuck in my head all day and I haven’t been to a catholic church in like 15 years

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

If SEC teams are allowed to lose three games every year and still get preferential treatment over teams that only lose one game in the second best conference in the sport, then what is even the point of all this.

Just make the SEC Championship the national championship then.

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

I fuckin hate this two quarterback shit

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

the most thrilling thing I’ve ever seen

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

Watson is clueless

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

I love football, but not more than I love going to bed before 10

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

@TMobile hey yo, internet is out. Customer service won’t answer

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

He’s so good at this.

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

For breakfast 3 eggs and 2 slices of bacon. Feelin great. My body is a temple. For lunch a chicken salad. I am shredded. What a beast. For dinner. 9 miller lites and 3 pieces of pizza and 9 wings. I bring shame to my family

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

Taco Bell’s new menu is a travesty

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

Would anybody be opposed to just killing every alligator on the planet and wiping out the entire species

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

Watching jumanji with Ben and hoping he likes it “dad this is a terrible terrible movie did you know that?”

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

I done been saying this should be a thing for ages

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

New #HungerGames prequel movie releases in theaters November 20, 2026

The story follows the Second Quarter Quell, won by Haymitch

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

This is upsetting because it looks fckn awesome and I’m def gonna play it but it’s just like madden where they blow their load on visual shit and the gameplay is gonna be butt cheeks

[Is EA Sports College Football 27 Out @IsItOutEa]

Better than I could’ve imagined

[Trevin Beyer @BeyerTrevin]

Me too Henry Winkler… me too

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

I miss this show very much