Cornell 🥃

I am your Cover Girl. I 'make up' for your lacks & deficiencies. I am your very 'foundation'. See I 'blend' with you perfectly. #UMD16 #UMDalumni

[Cornell 🥃 @BeyondAuthentic]

Defund male instacart shoppers

[Jeff Ermann @Jeff_Ermann]

Mike McNair buzzer-beating 3 gives Maryland a 47-36 halftime lead over No. 6 Virginia.

Terps shot 24 (!) FTs.

Best half of the Buzz Williams era and the largest halftime lead against a top 10 opponent since 2018.

[Inside the Black & Gold @Insideblackgold]

It never gets old 🐢

[Cornell 🥃 @BeyondAuthentic]

@Gymmle @BringBackWoj @AJ4YM1TCH3LL So what is his job? Until he logs a single minute on any court, summer league, g league, whatever…. I don’t want to hear about what or what isn’t his job.

[Lane @lanechandler07]

FT differential over the last 5 seasons:

1. Lakers. +1711
2. Heat. +732
3. Pelicans. +620
4. Mavericks. +535
5. Clippers. +507
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24. Thunder. -470 (LOL)

[Cornell 🥃 @BeyondAuthentic]

@BringBackWoj @AJ4YM1TCH3LL Then come out and say why or when he can play. If he didn’t put “soon” or wasn’t so secretive none of this would be a problem

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Both legs took me out LMFAOOOOO

[Cornell 🥃 @BeyondAuthentic]

@AllAboutRings1 @okcclips @CAlmanza1007 We need wings tho, not another guard

[Rock B. @rockbfoolin]

I’m glad I’m out the game boy, they used to really appreciate this one 😂😂

[ThunderGetsBuckets @OkcGetsBuckets]

Hang the banner Portland Trail Blazers

[Boochie Is The Name @stoppfeenin]

Temu MJ clapped back at BigXthaPlug for trying to diss him on Club Shay Shay

[MGK.💙 @DionBrazill]

Me: at work, choking on food, coughing uncontrollably

Coworker: “I can give you the Heimlich maneuver but you gotta pull your pants down first”

…….yea I’ve had enough.🗣️HR!!!!!!!!

[Cornell 🥃 @BeyondAuthentic]

Shai the only one left from this on-court lineup 😭

[Anderson Hooper @lesterfreamon]

The hoop gods gave us a glimpse of what could be then took it all away

[MaverickSZN 🇦🇺 @Maverick_SZN]

refs love okc gimmick in 2027

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Here's a look at one of Rashee Rice's recent pay stubs from the Kansas City Chiefs (via his bankruptcy filing).

$43,353 in weekly earnings
- $19,570 for taxes/SS/Medicare
- $9,117 for garnishments, union dues, and fines
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= $14,665 in take-home pay

As of October 25, Rice has earned $1.245 million this year and taken home $466,535 — roughly 38%.

[Cornell 🥃 @BeyondAuthentic]

@HankL2 @ripcity_remixer Doesn’t even have a blue check, just being stupid for the love of the game

[Zack @okcclips]

I don't blame Blazers fans for victory lapping so much against us, I would too if I had only beat a team one time in four years before that

[247Sports @247Sports]

BREAKING: 4-star DL Tyrone Elee has committed to Maryland 🚨

@EleeDL2028 is the No. 15 DL in the 2028 class

[VonteLM10🇬🇭🇺🇸⚡️ @McQueenLM10]

The real problem

[Cornell 🥃 @BeyondAuthentic]

@famouslos32 Damn, engagement baiting. Money must be low

[X @JoshPosh__]

Through the mattress