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#AU #JojosBizarreAdventure #Parody
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[DIO @BeyondDIO]

*Immortal vampire, that's all.

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@FEMALE_VAMP_ @VAMP_EXPERIENCE @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB *Everyone's at each other's throats, so, using The World and just sliding into the crystal coffin, snuggling Jonathan's body*.

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@FEMALE_VAMP_ @VAMP_EXPERIENCE @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB Add Joestar, by marriage.

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@KujoJotaroMB @FEMALE_VAMP_ @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @VAMP_EXPERIENCE Not really.

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@FEMALE_VAMP_ @CrazyDHealer @KujoJotaroMB @BattleTJojo @VAMP_EXPERIENCE Jonathan is aware of EVERYTHING, btw.
He's listening.
Keep talking.

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@FEMALE_VAMP_ @CrazyDHealer @KujoJotaroMB @BattleTJojo @VAMP_EXPERIENCE Oh, please, Dea...
I bet you do worse things on a regular basis.

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@CrazyDHealer @KujoJotaroMB @BattleTJojo @FEMALE_VAMP_ @VAMP_EXPERIENCE *Evil smile*
You caught me, Joestar.

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@FEMALE_VAMP_ @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB @CrazyDHealer @VAMP_EXPERIENCE The best part?
I managed to spoon his ass more than once.
No regrets.

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@FEMALE_VAMP_ @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB @VAMP_EXPERIENCE I used to take pics of Jonathan in the shower.
I won.

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@VAMP_EXPERIENCE @BattleTJojo @FEMALE_VAMP_ @CrazyDHealer @KujoJotaroMB I'm ALMOST proud of you, Gio....

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@FEMALE_VAMP_ @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB @VAMP_EXPERIENCE Because I say so.

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@FEMALE_VAMP_ @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB @VAMP_EXPERIENCE *Enjoying this, every second of it*.
Poor Jonathan...
Here's my offer:
Get the hell outta here, everyone.
Dea, you can stay.

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@CrazyDHealer @FEMALE_VAMP_ @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB @VAMP_EXPERIENCE *Realizing what Star Platinum is doing*.
Diagnosis, Dr Kujo?
Dr Higashikata is ready to proceed.
*Laughs*

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@CrazyDHealer @KujoJotaroMB @BattleTJojo @FEMALE_VAMP_ @VAMP_EXPERIENCE Well, look at you, Josuke.
You're not as stupid as your useless father.
Correct, you can't do that, Jotaro.
Unless, of course, you really want Jonathan's corpse.
In that case, be my guest.

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@BattleTJojo @FEMALE_VAMP_ @VAMP_EXPERIENCE @KujoJotaroMB @CrazyDHealer Alive?
You're such an ignorant peasant, Joestar.
What's life for you anyway?
You're small and pathetic.
All of you are, actually.

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@VAMP_EXPERIENCE @FEMALE_VAMP_ @KujoJotaroMB @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo You're so funny, Dea.
Let me show you something.
*Producing a couple of pictures, so everyone can see them*.
Ah, the old great days.
#ArtIsNotMine 🍷 🌹

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

#NewProfilePic
#ArtIsNotMine 🍷 🌹

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @KujoJotaroMB @FEMALE_VAMP_ @VAMP_EXPERIENCE *Smirk*
Keep trying...

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@FEMALE_VAMP_ @KujoJotaroMB @CrazyDHealer @BattleTJojo @VAMP_EXPERIENCE Expect what exactly?

[DIO @BeyondDIO]

@KujoJotaroMB @BattleTJojo @FEMALE_VAMP_ @VAMP_EXPERIENCE @CrazyDHealer Save it, Joestars.
Jonathan is fine.
*Leading them to my chambers, there's a crystal coffin next to my bed, my "brother" lays in there*.
Look at him.
Resting in peace.
Finally.

[てんきゃ @Sansuke285]

「……なんだよ。」