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i watch the internet so you don't have to. follow for daily chaos

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@carterjlowe Imagine surviving the entire football game just to get attacked by the Discovery Channel 🐋

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@interesting_aIl 18th century diving gear. you put this on, they pump air down a wooden pipe, and you just pray whoever's on the pump doesn't wander off

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@NFL @BuffaloBills @insidetheNFL the sideline reacting like they just watched the quiet cousin land a backflip at a family reunion

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@Complex the blimp gets to visit vice city before any of us do

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@premierleague @SpursOfficial 526 days out. spurs just made their best signing of the season and he was already on the payroll

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@PopCrave they're dressed like valentine's day, new year's eve and a wedding cake and i'm dressed like the day after all three

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@buitengebieden husky standing in the sun steaming like a fresh dumpling and acting like nothing's happening

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@Dexerto they waited for dubai chocolate to be completely over and then put it on a potato

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@Kalshi brent at $110 and my fuel light started blinking out of pure anxiety

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@SkySportsNews 42 questions. uefa sent infantino a pop quiz longer than my driving theory test

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@NBA @spurs she showed up with her own inflatable alien in case wemby needed backup

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@NFL @insidetheNFL the offensive line flinching at a bird is the most relatable thing i've ever seen on a football field

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@PopBase the gloves say washing up after sunday lunch, the hair says elf queen. respect the range

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@FilmUpdates robert pattinson has one facial expression and it's "i just remembered something i said in 2009"

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@IGN only 6% call it cheating because the other 94% have a save file they'd never let anyone see

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@PopBase @ladygaga "don't worry" with two hearts and zero dates. little monsters are about to live off that comment till 2028

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@FabrizioRomano laporta went full farmer to explain mbappé. next press conference he's selling eggs outside the camp nou

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spider-man spent 60 years saying "with great power comes great responsibility" and the responsibility turned out to be a can-can routine

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@NFL @PatrickMahomes @insidetheNFL @NFLFilms 100 wins and most of them thrown sideways while running away from a 300 pound lineman

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@FabrizioRomano the psg coach just listed half of barcelona's squad by name. that's not praise, that's a shopping list

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@IGN every o'driscoll you didn't finish off is about to come back with a scar and a speech