Beyond Dockers

Beyond:Dockers is a mockumentary podcast, based in the wider universe of Elite Dangerous.

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

Beyond Dockers is a mockumentary podcast that documents the daily burdens of ordinary commanders in the Elite Dangerous galaxy, from the lowly sewage processors to famous wildlife documentary makers.

https://t.co/FSMnEjKAfw

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

We finally managed to get the Dockers ECM 2024 performance out of quarantine for your listening displeasure. Many thanks to the venue for keeping the doors locked for the duration of the performance.

https://t.co/aLh9lrFDpT

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@lcu_no @thehighwake @CMDR_FOSDYKE @CyberpunkGame After watching that video, we wish you would club yourself.

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@normanlovett1 Thank you for signing our script at @EliteMeetEvent and giving us such an accurate appraisal of its creator.

The clear look of delight on your face is an image we shall always treasure.

Such a shame that you were unable to stay for our performance.

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@CmdrSeawolf @gunsnrosesgirl3 I came here to watch a filthy rug washing video. This is not quite what I was expecting.

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@67MistakeNot @CanonnResearch @TKewellDesign @lcu_no Avian Cheese

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

Did you miss any of our Christmas specials? We have uploaded them to a playlist on youtube so you can avoid listening to them all over again!

https://t.co/0EhS5hDi87

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

What's on the tube at Christmas? Oh bloody repeats.

https://t.co/taSc9bHtS1

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@cmdr_alexxxa @pwotherspoon @thehighwake After listening to that, I lost my lunch.

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@AiFlippa @elonmusk Loving the fire motif

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@alecturner @EliteDangerous @LaveRadio It was with a heavy heart
And a tear in either eye
I searched, and I searched
But I couldn't find the bit I was looking for!

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

The Ink.. at least I think its ink and.. is that tipex? are barely dry on the script.

A whole cast of characters will be played by us if they let us.. and some of you.

Shouty promises it won't be filthy this time.

Isn't that a bit watery for tipex?

@EliteMeetEvent

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@gavinesler We will be live at ECM unless they find a way to stop us.

The ink is barely dry on the script, at least I think its ink... and is that tipex?

A full cast of characters played by... some of you and some of us.

Shouty promises it wont be filthy this time.

@EliteMeetEvent

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

RIP Micheal Brookes. He was the inspiration for Michelle in Dockers. We are greatful that he actively encouraged the making of Dockers and the rib tickling at Lavecon. His influence as well as his presence and humour means he will be sorely missed by all of the team. @TheCultofMe

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@lcu_no @alecturner @smorganmoore @EliteDangerous Pickled? Salted? Or smoked?

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@lcu_no @crispytaytortot @CanonnResearch @EliteDangerous Cheap?

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@lcu_no @arancaytar @67MistakeNot @EliteDangerous @CanonnResearch You can tell this is not the first time he has been sucked off by the Thargoids.

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@CMDRBeetlejude Is this the portrait commissioned by Roger?

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@Datan0de I'm sure that would put you off your stroke.

Don't mind us. Just taking notes. There is a script writer's strike on you know!

[Beyond Dockers @Beyond_Dockers]

@CMDRJackLyttle Sorry for your loss

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@SIX_SH00T3R @lcu_no @CmdrSeawolf Our script writers are taking notes