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if only you knew how chimple it really was

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@eatmysimpson @PlisskenPatriot You’re telling me they wouldn’t find a way?

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There was this moment watching the Gaethje up against the walls battered by his opponent while the crowd begins chanting “USA, USA, USA”, and for him to then steady himself and TKO Topuria for the title was better scripting than anything that could have come out of a Rocky movie

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@AttorneySohl @PaulAnleitner All winners are American

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It’s the emperors birthday, treaty signed with Persia, gladiatorial games done in front of the Capitol in celebration.

Trump is Caesar Maxxing this weekend

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@PlisskenPatriot For real? You actually mean it this time?

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@_theorycel It come wit eggwoll

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@MikeyConnorX @AngloRestore @SStricklandMMA @Wearemez Stupid monkey being replaced wants to nitpick town names, very cool!

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@uncle_deluge A third-worlder speaking English feels like one of those sign-language gorillas randomly combining words until they get what they want.

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@golemporium AI, look at the content of the shopping bags

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@MythoMAGA @bowtiedcrake No no, this was a parody account run by a liberal

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@sjryanwriter @snuppydogg How’re you going to know you’re the greatest if you don’t stop marching?

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@ObtainerOf Shirtless riding a bicycle in the middle of Missouri

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@buffys

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@CeeCeeMcFee Every immigrants dream should be being deported by ICE, I wish you the best in that endeavor

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Listen here skip, I’m of the muthafucking wood rn

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@PlisskenPatriot This account surely secures him at tradwife terminally online gf?

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@10d11Db Yeah man these are all just seen as Guatemalans if you’re actually White

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@UBERSOY1 These are all various forms of Guatemalan

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@DripChud Chill out nigga, every northerner I see moving south is doing so for a change of scenery, not due to some lack of opportunity in Chicago, DC, NYC, or Philly