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Democracy dies in darkness.

#BillionaireLivesMatter

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#BREAKING

Pete Buttigieg has declared victory in the Bolivian Election
#BoliviaDecide

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#BREAKING

Fascism returns to Twitter
#Trump

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@acervomanga Lol

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@ACTBrigitte

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@katalin_pota "No. He clearly would have lost by winning" - talking trembling millionaires on TV

[nycjewlz @Chicagojewlz]

The irony is if Lauren Boebert and the GOP had encouraged her constituents to wear a mask or get vaccinated, she could easily have had 70 more of them still alive for those votes she needed. #LaurenBoebert

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@backgroundSL @FoxNews This is your voice

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@maga_cy @RandySynowski @FoxNews Shut up you communist

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Oligarchy

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We proudly endorse Dick Bigger 🍆 the Washington Post editorial board writes.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

excuse me

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Who will win the Senate in PA?
#PASen

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@elonmusk @phybadropkick Only billionaires are the true accurate players 😍😍

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How many seats will the Republicans win in the House of Reps? #RoeVWade
@TYT
@thomhartmann
@KyleKulinski
@PDSNewz

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@KamalaHarass

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SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

Tiffany
Opposes the minimum wage 🚫
Supports a government bureaucrat telling an 11 year old with her rapist baby 'shit outta luck' 🤷‍♂️
Wants to cut veterans benefits ✂️👵👴

[Tiffany Smiley @TiffanyMSmiley]

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT:

Patty Murray’s attacks on Tiffany Smiley when it comes to abortion are 100% false.

Here are the facts:
✅Tiffany OPPOSES a federal abortion ban
✅Patty wants NO LEGAL LIMITS on abortion

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@Suedu56 @SmileyForWA

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@14huskyalum @ragnar_d @jasonrantz Because math doesn't register with these inbreds

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@ragnar_d @jasonrantz Yes!!! Math is total bogus

(Snort) Who needs Democracy when you can have Fascism?

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"Brasil, você chocou a nação!"

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#BREAKING

Pete Buttigieg has declared victory in the Brazilian election
#LulaPresidente
#LulaPresidente2022

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Opinion: Is Criticizing Billionaires the New Wearing Blackface? We think it is!
#BillionaireLivesMatter
#ScrewtheManyNottheFew
#Racism