Scott Allen

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@NipsAndPecs I would watch HOURS of video of this man. Holy WOW.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@PIGBOYZAIN I think the hottest feature in any penis is the look of rigidity. And the smaller ones just look harder. I like how they stand up. So yeah--unless they're what I call 'freakishly small,' I'll probably think that 'l'il guy' is hot.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@thenerdybator Your nipples are just incredible, man.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

Nick Fuentes is a suppurating pus bag in the ass crack of humanity.
If you disagree with me, fuck you.
I said what I said.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

If Charles III has an eye only to history, he will act in the spirit of ER.

If he acts with an eye to the future, he may have to act in the spirit of PR.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

Inquiring minds want to know: what was that aerosol can between @morningmika and @JoeNBC this morning?!

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@everydayb8 @batorbalm PLEASE don't be finished sending out that good link, man.

Your videos are literally where it all BEGAN for me, bro. I don't know how to word it better than that.

Love, Peace, and Lotsa Grease,
Scottie from Buffalo, New York, USA

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@KyleKulinski How terribly juvenile.

That's why I love you, man.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

On the same tape where they're discussing paying off a Playboy playmate, Cohen and Trump are heard to discuss which evangelical pastors they can use in the service of the campaign. If that's not today's Republican party in a compact little nutshell, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@KyleKulinski Don't worry, @KyleKulinski it only gets worse. #30JustLastWeek

[Matt Chorley @MattChorley]

Bring your child to work day

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

NOW Ted Nugent calls for kinder, gentler discourse?

Fine. Kindly go self procreate, Mr. Nugent.

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

#NewProfilePic

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@KeithOlbermann Might that also explain why DJT's been calling Flynn? Even suggesting a new role for him? "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"?

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@KeithOlbermann Might that also explain why DJT's been calling Flynn? Even suggesting a new role for him? "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"?

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

COVFEFE (n.)
What "coverage" looks like after the GOP gets through with it.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

We don’t have legislative language for you

We don’t have a CBO score for you

This thing polls at 17%

The Senate won’t pass it

Vote yes

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

FACT: for many <24 Pell is easier to get when you're married. What a tone deaf twat.
https://t.co/whdPJ7jcQ9

[Scott Allen @BfloScottie]

@cenkuygur @AnaKasparian So this twat with the Pell Grants? Fact: for many students under 24, it is easier to get Pell if you ARE married.