Meghaj Bhandare

A magic mushroom in the cow dung of the 21th century.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

@lordchuron @AbhiUpmanyu so accurate

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Aur ye #ChallengeAccepted ka hutiyapa phir se chalu ho gaya !!!

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

I need friends like Charles Boyle and Doug Judy.
#b99 #Brooklyn99 #friends

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

@bhavyarajput_26 Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

University site crashes when results are declared...
And they want to take online exams 🤣
#502_bad_gateway
#Exams2020
#onlineeducation

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We are social animals, we have a natural concern for other members of our community. It's they on whom our lives depend. This is why we need to teach our children about their emotions and how to tackle those that are destructive. Our aim is a community of healthy human beings.

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

You think Jarvis is cool??... Ever heard about richie rich's robot maid Irona.🧐🤔

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

2020 is just a bunch of bored guys playing the jumanji board game 😶🙃
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#2020worstyear #jumanji #weirdworld

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

Nowadays, temperature during nights
Ac/fan on - shivering cold
Ac/fan off - sweating hot
Is it just me or people get up number of times to turn it on/off?

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

@whysushant Speaking from experience, they dont support the wrong one, they support the favourite one 🧐

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

Celebrate our unity with all life, knowing we are all one ☮️
#peace #abundance #love #life

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

2020 is been so weird that no news excites me now.
I wanna go back to the time when seeing spiderman in civil war trailer made me jump all over my place.
#2020SoFar
#SpiderMan

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

Eminem - Rap god ❌
Raftar - Swag mera desi ❌
Maharashtrians - Ghalin lotangan ✅
#fasterthanthefastest
#Maharashtra
#ganpatibappa

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

@whysushant

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

Few years ago me:
Posting photos with my supposed "friends" with captions like, 'If awesomeness ever exists... Find it in us! '
Me today after seeing the same photos:
'Aaji lu*d humara, kahe ke friends🤣?'

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

Impermanence is permanent.

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

Does GOD exist..?
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A rational person should believe GOD exists, because you have everything to gain if you are right and nothing to loose if you are wrong
-Blaise Pascal

[Meghaj Bhandare @BhandareMeghaj]

@tejas8855 Unfortunately you don't have any 🤣

[ICC @ICC]

Players and umpires took a knee before the start of play in support of the Black Lives Matter movement 💪

#ENGvWI