Maybe Rick Sanchez

What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that night time makes up half of all time?

[Shriyash @Shriyassh]

Bhakts be calling this selective outrage but won't say a word when their Godi Media selectively only covers "Drugs do Drugs do " and "Sorry Babu" instead of falling GDP and other important issues ?

[billi @Anushkanayakk]

I want the term "gold digger" to include men who look for a women who will do tons of emotional labour for them.

[Rajeshwari @Its_Raji]

People be tweeting dalit lives matter on twitter but won't marry a lower caste because papa said NO.☺️

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

Imagine going to the court with all the evidence and proofs, hoping that you'd get justice just to realise that the judge is an asshole and already made up his mind that you're guilty under every circumstance.

[Anur🍕g @anuraax]

Nahi bhadwe, nahi seekhegi wo self defense, tu self control seekh na.

[jack @goldberggg777]

yes ALL men are trash.
if you get triggered by this you know it was for you.

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

Why is it that everytime you ask a question to the ruling party they point out the oppositions failures?? Bro mere ko malum hai wo chutiya hai isliye tujhe vote diya.... Why are you telling me something that I already know instead of answering the question?? 🤷

[jack @goldberggg777]

tU bHi fEmiNiSt baNgYa, haa chutiye because we NEED it.

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

Indians found out about turmeric and have not stopped adding it to every dish since then.

[tish @jitishaha]

NO MATTER HOW FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE IS, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO RIGHTS TO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S MENTAL PEACE.

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

@90shes 5'10 guys doing maths: she's 5'9 + 6 inch heels = mummy won't approve......😂😂

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

@htwohoee Sliding in you dms like butter on a hot pan.....😂😂

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

I found out that I have carpal tunnel syndrome
...... So am I a certified software engineer now???

[Aayushi @OGtrashtalk]

There's no cure for imbeciles who are good in a particular field, and think they they have the right to invalidate someone else's field as "no scope" or "not serious enough".Mf, one recession, one bad government, one more pandemic, one mistake and you jobless...

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

What's the use of dark mode when your bright white splash screen has already made me blind.😳🔪😵

[Abdul @cutletpavv]

There should be an aptitude test to apply for voters card.

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

If drugs aren't allowed in sports, why is make-up allowed in beauty contests? 🤔

[Maybe Rick Sanchez @BhatAmogh]

Ironman wouldn't have died if Nebula had NordVPN. 🙄