Morbidly Sad Corgi

Friendly internet troll that enjoys long strolls in strollers and candlelit bubblebaths. snapchat: tootootvedbhoot instagram: gimmieurcookies (ya boi ved)

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

#RIPWalterScott

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This country needs #camerasoncops that they can't turn off. FUCK crooked cops, ruin the name of the ones that are actually doing their job.

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

I have recently caved in and started using snapchat. "tootootvedbhoot"

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I'm genuinely worried for this world, humanity is becoming shittier and shittier. 😞

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Differential Equations are gonna be the death of me 😰

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

LLLLLAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Wish I was a DJ and my name was Vijay.
I'd be called DJ VJ 👳

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

"I floss everyday cause my mom's a dentist"

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

Not going to the gym makes me wanna not go even more

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Reading my username has made me less angry right now...😊

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Whoever the fuck spilled their berry hibiscus pussy shit drink on my car and didn't even do anything about it needs to go eat a poop. 💩😡

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Best convo I've ever had. EVER.

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http://t.co/8ZrIkSxae7

Sweet sweet justice

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

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[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

TO THE NAKED OLD MOTHERFUCKER IN THE LOCKER ROOM, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DROP YOUR KEYS WHY WHY WHY MUST YOU SCAR THIS POOR YOUNG 18 YEAR OLD

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

I never knew that I would one day call a piece of fruit "cute"

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Hearing news like this just confirms that some people just wanna see the world go to shit. #FTP

https://t.co/yu75P5RvLF

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How you doin'? 😉

Valentine's is gonna be a lonely day

[Morbidly Sad Corgi @BhootsBoots]

"Juicy J be higher than the gas price."
I guess he's not that high anymore 😂