brain getzky

who gives a shit

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"nobody can ever tell when i'm racked"

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[brain getzky @BhyphenRad]

@TheJakeChristie White, Slaton, Devine, Schmitt and that 6'8 WR Lyons on NCAA '07 >>>

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

When ur friend cancels cause she's having "lady problems" but u a feminist & know there are a lot of lady problems..

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

KAT: "I don't know what it was but I just felt a calm and a peace that I don't know, had to be coming from the woman above

"I felt really confident…I felt like a kid. It was just fun out here. This is something as a kid you always dream about…to be in the NBA Finals

"All day…weird feeling. I felt like a kid getting ready to play in my Saturday and Sunday AAU games

"In a way I felt like I was seeing her in the stands

"It was really fun. It was really comforting

"Game 1 of the NBA Finals you're told how the pressure's gonna be…

"I don't know, it felt like a certain presence was here that was very comforting and very loving and I felt like I could have fun out here––in Game 1 of the NBA Finals…"

Shaq: Yes. Rest in peace to your beautiful mother"

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Michael Douglas ate so much box it almost killed him, it’s an erotic thriller every day he’s alive.

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

We’ve all been there man. Well I haven’t, and I would never, but surely many others have

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me if I was actually a time traveler and found myself

[brain getzky @BhyphenRad]

@yc The World's Least Famous Arena ™️

[roCKy @cnkerr]

I'm old enough to remember a crazier way #neverforget

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

Watching Victor Wembanyama

[brain getzky @BhyphenRad]

@MyNameIsntEffy "graphic design is my passion" 💅

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

I wrote a 28 page paper in one day in my final week of college. These people are not Built To Last

[Joog Knight @Hempsism]

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