“History buffs” when the test is asking them about the long-term sociopolitical consequences of the French Revolution and not the diameter of a Panzer IV turret
show that you're a true ally during the last week of pride month by kissing your best friend on the mouth with tongue and moaning a little and curling your fingers through their hair and pushing them against the wall and
told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon
Reading Phantom of the Opera for the first time rn and it’s so funny hello. The ghost is just writing letters asking for money and a private box. Bum ass diva.
The older i get the more i believe that as much as people grate at being patronized, its often the only thing that actually works at getting people to change their behavior, especially around stuff like this