froge

fuck it I'm keeping this theme
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[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

when I hear fireworks at 9:59pm

[alex 🇭🇰 @rystbelt]

respect to indiana being pure evil for the love of the game

[river @silykitty]

fat boy we must conserve heat for the winter. come snuggle fat boy

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Thanksgiving update:

[froge @BiThatDoesntTry]

Being in a relationship for almost 8 years is weird. One day, I'm trying to silently fart in another room so my partner doesn't notice. Now I'm dead sprinting to the bathroom screaming at the top of my lungs: "THE FATES HAVE DETERMINED I WILL SHIT MY PANTS ON THIS DAY"

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

If you're single and most of your friends are married with kids, you can just go to their houses and cook dinner

You get to see your friends, they don't have to take their kids anywhere, and they can do other parent things while you're cooking

[jay .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @limxreau]

it’s gon be real hard to achieve this level of cuntress, they gon have to search long and far and wide

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Olympic gold medalist Imane Khelif stuns on the cover of Vogue Arabia.

📸: Tarek Mawad

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

if we were two gravestones i would unearth myself just to touch you once more, to rest against you for eternity

[mak! @starlessflies]

not to be insane but can we discuss how these two songs are fundamentally the same

[ethan !!! @slimeguyethan]

me showing up to a family event

[Carmen IRL @Carmparens]

H - nothing wrong with me
O - nothing wrong with me
T - nothing wrong with me
T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
O - something's got to give
G - something's got to give
O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

NOWWWWWW

[Kay Marie @kaybeb0p]

Druid Wood Elf 🌿✨

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Sex robots will never be a big thing outside of chronic gooners because I think for most people at least 50% of what makes sex appealing is genuinely being desired

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Dental assistant is a job for only the most beautiful women in the world they are angels and the dental light is their halo they protect me from the evil dentist

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

he’s actually moving into one of the top 5 diva slots for me

[harry @oksunflowers]

he really was an all-time hottie huh