Bianca Alba, MPH

Sexologist, podcaster, mystical strumpet, Vapormilf. Chicago by way of Vegas. Wirecutter vibrator guide is my baby:

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don’t buy this if you don’t have in-unit laundry

[Bianca Alba, MPH @BiancaAlbaMPH]

@JoeG727 @nytimes @wirecutter As awesome as it would have been to get paid to masturbate for 150 hours, some of that time actually was dedicated to battery life tests, emails, writing, editing...You know, the sexy stuff! ;)

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I love that this guide has been around for nine years now, and it's still controversial somehow? Simply reaffirms my choice to make sex education my life's work!

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After 150 hours of research and testing, @Wirecutter testers believe they have found the five best clitoral vibrators.

No toy offers the level of power and intensity as the widely beloved Magic Wand. https://t.co/AIod9GvJQr

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@konabenellie @nytimes @wirecutter Hi! I wrote this guide. Last time I checked, I am not a man, nor are any of my testers :)

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@annelionaire Hi, where are these statistics coming from? "The number of Chicagoans newly diagnosed with HIV and AIDS in 2020 was at the lowest level in four decades" https://t.co/gpPgpPhJAN

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@vitesse_x I mean, how else do women get anything done? 🙄 The thing that I hate the most about this trope is it implies women are talentless rather than calling out men in power for being predatory and entitled 🤬

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@LagyMcLagnPants it’s okay to have feelings, even if they don’t make sense. you are still loveable & a great friend.

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@MizzAugust7 @morningtroll @alittlebitculty I’ve been as an adult. Im glad it is helpful for others. It felt culty to me. I don’t care for the format.

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@morningtroll @alittlebitculty would love to talk to you about this. I was raised in Al-anon and it still feels iffy, esp the pressure I’ve felt to rejoin as an adult. Did not find the meetings helpful.

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@puravid38520225 @alittlebitculty wasn’t this a plotline on Bojack Horseman?

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@alittlebitculty as an adult it was Kundalini Yoga (I stayed on the fringes) and the fanclub of an underground musician/producer who created complicated and at times hostile parasocial relationships with his fans. Cultic dynamics pop up everywhere and I was groomed for it tbh.

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@alittlebitculty I was raised by my parents in Shambhala Buddhism. As an adult I am learning the founder Chogyam Trunga Rinpoche had a $40,000 cocaine habit and was a sexual predator. The podcast Uncoverage about CTR by Una Morera was a heart breaking and intense listen for me.

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@jaeonelle it means one two wants to settle down the other wants to be the biggest HO

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@Badgirlvixen they’re pink! 😍

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@jaeonelle soooo much Taurus explains the super married vibes. I have a gemini venus its v confusing

[Bianca Alba, MPH @BiancaAlbaMPH]

Currently processing that the Buddhist lineage I was raised in was an abusive cult, despite what my parents claimed. 🙃

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@luxzury_ I’m so sorry. Having been through it myself I know just how much it hurts. So much ❤️ to you.

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.@jaeonelle @moonsjde