Bible Department Secretary

Just a Bible department secretary at a Christian University watching the future leaders of the Church do TikTok dances in front of my office

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The 75 year old former dean of the Bible Department showing me where he stored the sledgehammer in case I need to defend myself was not on my "Bible Department Secretary Bingo Card", yet it just happened.....

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Is it just me, or does it seem that Bible majors always end up dating teachers?

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@ChristianPunsOG "Say it out loud and claim it"

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Little do the Bible professors know that I'm using them as lab rats. I keep a jar of candy/snacks on my desk and observe what types of candy run out first, what professors are more likely to stop by and grab a candy bar/snack, and what candy/snack is the least favorite.

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They can pry this space heater from my cold, dead hands.

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There's no better feeling than when a 60 year-old professor sings your praises in King James English.

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Pro-tip for students: the nicer you are to me, the more helpful I'll be when you're in my office panicking because you waited too long to register for a class that's now full

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The next Youth Ministry major that does a TikTok dance in front of my office is getting excommunicated.