Chris Empathy

multi faith world traveler

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

Women prefer tall guys because a sufficiently large man can use both ears to listen extra good.

A smaller man must devote one ear to threat detection.

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

As an American you have a right to open fire in the direction of loud noises that startle you

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

Oh, you’re just “watching the paint dry?”

Have you tried listening?

Even drying paint in its stillness sings songs of innocence.

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@Otrips12 The Red Sea rises united under our brilliant chairman Fred.

Soon our tide will wash as far as East is from West.

Creighton’s century of humiliation cannot be stopped.

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

.@steven_sipple Free hits of Salvia all nite long if the huskers cover tonight (my flat in the Piedmont district)

@Sean_Callahan welcome 2 if he promises not to be whiney

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

Wearing my Greedo costume the bar is not an invitation to come over and harass or be aggressive to me fyi

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

Listening to creedent Clearwater revival at the tavern with my combat wounded uncle

Me: “Ha. If that ain’t the truth”

Hero uncle: “Yep”

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@RhuleAid Does your internal dialogue feel like a Bourne movie or is it closer to mission impossible?

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@RhuleAid “Bring it to Data Republican”

Lmaooo

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

Most guys I know that dislike Kamala H are just jealous that she’s already dating Doug E

Like high school all over again. The hottest and smartest girl gets a boyfriend and now we all have to pretend that we also weren’t head over heels for her as well.

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

Turning up to Unforgettable by @FrencHMonTanA In #Riyadh on business.

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@davidfholt Love, love, LOVE! This Post!!!

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@CEssegian Can you just give it a rest man

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@steven_sipple @steven_sipple Lmk brotha. At my homies in Havelock enjoying realass conversation and Salvia, real ones fore free as always 🚨

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@steven_sipple lmk brotha

Salvia and the 1975 tonight at my crib with a whole bunch of chill ass people

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

What does Batman do when he has to use the restroom on the job?

Does he go somewhere with his suit on or does he take it off? Probably impractical to go all the way back to the bat cave. So at that point you are walking into somewhere with the suit on to go.

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

Real ass conversation and empathy-infused friendship are like a security blanket to Me

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

I would love to build a beautiful civilization in Minecraft this weekend

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@Sean_Callahan Classic Nebraska fans to overreact. He could just be on vacation.

[Chris Empathy @BiblicalVegan]

@kevinsjuts Kevin is implying that this referee was paid off, by highlighting his close proximity to Omaha.

A dangerous implication from a respected (by some) sports journalist.

Kevin, you should add context.