Heather Wallen

Above average writer and mediocre sarcastic. Student as well as Playwright & Director.

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

@VoiceOfOBrien I read this in the speak and spell voice from the one shot you did forever ago. I am now even more sad. I feel this too. When I see my friends again I need to tell them how much I love them. It is way to early in the day for these feelings sir!

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

*interacts* my life suddenly makes sense again

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

"Whatcha doin?"

Drinkin'

"Don't you have school tomorrow?"

SCHOOL IS IN MY LIVING ROOM NOW KAREN AM I BEING DETAINED?!
#homeschool #unionline #wine #workfromhome #QuarantineLife #sendhelpforthedelerium

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

@amandapalmer There are plays I have been meaning to write but never had 'the time'. Art I haven't touched because 'time'. I think I'd finally find that illusive 'time' creature.

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

what would you do right now if all the cell service, phone service and internet went away? not trying to be alarmist...more just curious. what would be your first course of action from where you’re located? serious question.

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

I was 100% impressed. Exceeded my expectations. https://t.co/dpPMJ5rkIA

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

@RPerry89 with the confidence and swagger that only @blink182 @markhoppus @tomdelonge can provide. #firstdate #dontwait #letsmakethislastforever #blink182 #poppunkproposal #engaged #proposal #hellyeahIsaidyes

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

@amandapalmer Well...good news...

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

I just reviewed Through Lya's Eyes by Script by Carbone / Art by Cunha Justine. #ThroughLyasEyes #NetGalley https://t.co/Y1DnafJMMz

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

@JacksonRathbone I mean that is kind of adorable. Also shes a complete badass sooooo...ya could do worse.

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

@RPerry89 writing the last song for his ep: No this is my opener, my @amandapalmer ukulele, really deep, heart on the sleeve song. That's what this song needs to be.

Well okay. Lets do this. Let the #amandamuse be with us. Hope Punk Ep for the win!

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

Watching the 'Make Ted Great Again' episode of @QueerEye and I spent the entire episode wondering one thing. WHERE DOES THE MAYORESS DO HER YOGA NOW?!

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

Honestly @amandapalmer is my favorite disney princess. #nationaltheatre #DC2019 #morelikequeen

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

I'm starting a support group for people in relationships with optimists. We've suffered in their sunshine for far too long. We'll probably set a time to meet and cancel repeatedly but like, I'll bring wine maybe. It'll probably be terrible. #optimism #keepsinturruptingmybrooding

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

Not every conversation requires a winner. Try just listening to each other. You could, idk learn something? #listen #conversate #learn

[🇺🇦Matthew Lewis🇺🇦 @Mattdavelewis]

Yo, if you stole my wallet in East London yesterday or even if you just found it: it’s yours, keep it, have the money, the cards, the lot. But the note from my wife engraved on a piece of metal, if you can post that to the address on the driving licence I’d call it evens. Please?

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

'So ya like teal?'
I take a moment observe my teal shirt, bag, lunch bag, pencil case, pencils, pens, folder, binder, notebook, nose ring and hair.
I have never felt more attacked.
'.....yes' #teal #Backtoclass #isthisfriendship

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

“It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.” ― Epictetus. Things I'm #pondering today. Also I guess I #tweet now. Look at me go @RPerry89

[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

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[Heather Wallen @Biblio_Punk]

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