Justin B.

Irrepressibly Irreverent and Snarky.

[xela @memoryofxela]

@PokemonRestocks This shit is fucking trash. Able to place 2 orders and got both cancelled

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

You’d think after the first drop and many subsequent drops have been so chronically dreadful that
@Targetwould get a better working system, but nevertheless Drop 2 Pokémon Target was a seismic failure. I couldn’t even purchase anything at the screen where my payment method was being used. There should be some form of security here at this stage for your item not to keep dropping. @AskTarget

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

Target fails miserably at doing something most online stores can do, have the ability to hold or secure your item so you're not getting your item dropped at the purchase screen when entering payment information. It's crazy how outdated the tech that Target uses on their toothpick built website.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀. @keshiaford]

You know whattttttt.. FUCK POKEMON x TARGET SMH.. stupid ass fucking online stock.. I had so much shit in my cart.. then ERROR ERROR ERROR.. and was only able to see my cart once everything in it sold out. NOTHING BUT Ls FROM BOTH DROPS💔💔💔

[Skylar Grey @SkylarGrey]

FOREVER WITHOUT YOU. This song… her voice… 😭 what an honor to be included in the creation of this stunning piece… thank you @AmyLeeEV for the dream opportunity, and congratulations on the release of your new @evanescence album SANCTUARY!

STREAM: https://t.co/UVH9L0pxwm

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

I'll never be able to fathom the deep depths of depravity of trashy @TLC, but as I've learned from the latest season of #WorstExEver on Netflix; they not only bankrolled a serial abuser named Geoffrey from Knoxville, TN, they had the cruel nerve to air these episodes and also televise the fact they dont do any background checks whatsoever on the romantic arrangements they monetize.

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

@dumpsterdriver1 @GovernorShapiro It’s called political disagreement vs doing something unconscionable such as violence. There’s a huge difference between these two things.

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

The sandwich was on a ciabatta bun. WTH. American McDonald’s wonder bread buns are dreadful.

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

Why is American McDonald’s so bad? Both French and Dutch McDonald’s have almost seemed like entirely different restaurants.

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

It’s 30x easier being pescatarian or vegetarian in most of Europe vs America.

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

I can get potato wedge style fries without the unnecessary beef flavoring BS, a double expresso, and a plant burger. It’s crazy how we tolerate such poor standards in the US with fast food

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

Look I get all the criticisms about AI, but it has been indispensable for traveling in Germany and France, helping me navigate things better than without it.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

I can't unsee it..Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau have somehow found the real world equivalent of the cursed band candy from that Season 3 episode of Buffy, where the adults revert to their teenage selves after eating the cursed band candy bars.

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

@LeadingReport

[Justin B. @BibliophileJB]

If there was ever a time when the 25th Amendment were a moral imperative for anyone with some semblance of power, the time is now. Trump poses a looming existential danger to the world. I fervently hope certain people with this power have the temerity to do what they know is right.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Easter, New York! Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear. 

As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth.

Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day.

Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

In Tehran today, Iranian Christians gathered for Easter at Saint Sarkis Cathedral.

Iran has one of the oldest continuous Christian communities in the world — over 2,000 years old.

These are the people that Trump wants to bomb “back to Stone Age.”

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth’s resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys. #Easter