Aigrette 🥔

'I would prefer not to.'

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

I’m fucking howling man 🤣🤣🤣 the best accent on planet earth

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Babe take a look at this. There came into a certain shop a famed chanteuse desirous of purchasing a mechanical Bird, yet the shopkeep, deeming her of graceless bearing and humble station, would not suffer the clockwork creature to pass into her possession

[Sarah Creighton 🍂 @Saraita101]

I also think people talking about the rule of the law need to remember that we all saw you talking about legitimate concerns when people were burning kids out of their homes. Like, we were there.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

[seeking investors]: so we've invented a machine that dilutes all of human creative endeavour, so that, someday soon, nothing will have the capacity to provoke wonder; that we hope will render every task futile and joyless; and the good news is, we also expect it to kill us all

[forward deployed fish @Jacobkupp]

fuck yeah bro, wikipedia for you page. byzantine naval battle, papua new guinean creole language, indiana township population 310, deputy governor of the bank of england, sierra leonean cuisine, it's wikipedia for you dawg it's lit.

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

The Guardian crossword today uses ‘court’ as a homonym for ‘caught’ which is the kind of thing that makes me want to smear my face in woad & go ransacking the Home Counties shouting “FREEEEEDOM!!!!”

[Will Self @wself]

After the death of Jason Arday, Will Self asks what happens when newspapers, platforms, editors and audiences become components in a machine nobody admits to controlling.

The public interest is not the same thing as the public being interested. https://t.co/FwczdbQWsY

[coma @doomedsarcoma]

extinction is forever

[JPCampbellBiz @JP_Biz]

A nicely Belfast moment with cinema goers coming out of The Odyssey & someone asking their mate about ‘your man Agamemnon’.

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

RIP Sam Neill, you were real as fuck for this

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

I say I hate Israel, and then I read something like this, and I realize I don’t hate them nearly enough. These people are sick beyond words.

[Nizar_Gaza_🇵🇸 @nizar_almasre]

They killed him because he had prepared areas that were full of garbage, cleaned them up, and set up a large screen and chairs, making the area suitable so that the people of Gaza could watch the Egypt-Argentina match, to have some joy, to be like the people of the rest of the world. However, the occupation refused this and assassinated him.

[🦃✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩🏈 @MarxoidNess]

"Netanyahu" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "Netanyahu?!"

[Anastasia Moran @AnastasiaSMoran]

An Israeli drone targeted a 10-day-old baby with a sniper rifle.

This baby is one of 60,000+ child casualties. There’s been no accountability for their deaths & injuries.

This is one of the many cases investigated by the UN Commission of Inquiry in its new report today 👇

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

UN commission of inquiry says Israel committing genocide in Gaza by deliberately targeting children https://t.co/v7Cul4wHzP

[Mosab Abu Toha @MosabAbuToha]

This is the photo of the child I posted about yesterday. He was four years old.
Save his photo. It should be on the front page of every newspaper in the world. Shame on the complicit media which has failed to report on this.
Remember again, Israel killed Rayyan Abu al-Ajin by a bullet to the eye.
Look at his face. Look at his eyes.

[ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L]

This is the most important image of the 21st century to date. Study it. Never forgive. Never forget.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Trying to imagine the response from the British political class if it was another minority faith community who were locked inside their place of worship as bigots threatened them.
But it’s Muslims… so… who cares!

[Sarah Creighton 🍂 @Saraita101]

You can't legitimate concern your way through a pogrom

[Barra Ó Duilearga @BarraODuilearga]

@Bmangall20 @LADFLEG An old journalist pal was a drunken mess in a Belfast bar one night. He had the horrors the next day, but after a pre-booked flight to New York, he was smoking outside a jazz bar in the Village. Life was good. Then a passerby said "you were some cunt in Lavery's on Thursday".