Bickford Penn

Retired biostatistician who spent 30 years working in organ transplantation. Lacked the personality to become an accountant. Now I write.

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In case you're wondering, my salary for The Devil Wears Prada 2 was $0.00.

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Can't believe it's been over 20 years since Harry Connick Jr. and I made "Mickey." A great movie.

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This according to recent reports: Whenever cholesterol travels to the Big Apple, its least favorite day trip is to Statin Island.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

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If you published your first novel in 2025 and it wasn't a smashing success, welcome to the club! It's discouraging but don't despair--there's a new year ahead! I say...Write on!

#Writeon

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My debut novel, "The Trouble with Telling," is unofficially a N.Y. Times worst seller! Dreams do come true!

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When is "Solving Differential Equations with the Stars" scheduled for network television?

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@Romance_auth Here's an even better one!

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Chillin' at the Don CeSar in St. Pete!

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"Really struggling to squeeze out #2" is probably not the best response to "Now that your debut novel's been released, what are you working on now?"

Oh, well. Live and learn.

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I don't want to brag, but "The Trouble with Telling" has now moved up to 4,175,385 in the general category of books on Amazon!

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@aliciataylor125 VAULT

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Why in the world would anyone get turned on by listening to the National Anthem? To find out, get my debut novel, "The Trouble with Telling."

#quirkyromance

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See this Instagram photo by @stpetersburgpress https://t.co/7Ue0tUznJK

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Check out my interview with St. Pete Catalyst!

https://t.co/b2ozugF6N4

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@haynes_can59456 Oh, my! Thanks so much for your interest! I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

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See a review of my debut novel here:
https://t.co/b2ozugF6N4

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"The Trouble with Telling" is a coming-of-age story about perceptions, misperceptions, and the pain of personal growth. The truth is out there...maybe.

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My debut novel, "The Trouble with Telling", is out now on Amazon!