Rick Bobby

If you ain’t first, you’re last.

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

After almost dying in a fire. I’m not sure what those people across the pond were so shook up about in the 40’s or whatever it was. The Europeans never heard of water or stop, drop n’ roll? #teampowerade

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

I think i’m gonna take my boys to Hooters tonight. They finally got all D+’s on their report cards. I’m so proud of you Walker and Texas Ranger. #myboysarewinners

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

@StrangeTamer45 Sweet baby jesus it’s Steve Buschemi. I loved you in Armageddon, you still look like a crackhead and a meth head took a dump in a swamp and grew legs…

[CokeSnorter @StrangeTamer45]

Well you guys wanted. Never thought Itd hit 10 followers thank you for all the support this is my face reveal. I know its not what you guys were expecting, but older guys use twitter too. Please don't let this change your opinion of me

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

@_DonnyBerger @StrangeTamer45 What do y’all say we go drink some Buds and get thrown out of an Applebees? I know the owner. He let me sleep with his wife after my first win in NASCAR…

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

@_DonnyBerger I may be a married man, but hookers always show me a good time #pleasebe18

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

I’m Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red, then fuck you. #breakitpepélepew

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

Hey Jean Girard. You, me (drunk off 12 Budweisers), and the black top. You don’t have shit on me… #nobodyplaysjazzatthepitstop

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

@NASCAR Give me another race, these new chumps can’t drive like me. #inbabyjesuswetrust

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

@SachaBaronCohen Let’s race again you european wannabe version of me. I’m looking at houses in Miami and I need some quick cash. Money goes fast when you’re the best… #crepesarepancakes

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

TB to when I smoked that p.o.s frenchy in our last race… Also, please stop inviting me over for threesomes with you and you’re husband…

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

My father-in-law Chip tried to get me and my wife divorced. So I took him off our life insurance. Fuck you Chip.

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

Yeah @CalNaughtonJr fornicated with my wife… It’s still Shake N’ Bake time! #firstyoushakeitthenyoubakeit

[Rick Bobby @BickyRobby62]

Hey Jean Girard, you’re a bitch #pissingexcellence #wonderbread