Commander Biden

Unofficial Fan account of the First Doggos of the United States. Living the big green lawn dream at the #Whitehouse with Mom and Dad Biden. RIP Champ

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

At this point, I’d take one for the team.

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

I kinda miss the biweekly “Joe Biden’s dog has savagely mauled another secret service agent” press release.

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

Tell the penguins to pay up! I have golf to play! #TrumpTariffs

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

Good luck to my namesake today! Go @Commanders (Don’t tell Dad…he’s a @Eagles fan).

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Let's do this

@NWFCU | #RaiseHail

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

We’ve got something extra special planned.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I hope Biden has both Commander and Major in the Oval Office when Trump shows up there on Wednesday.

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

Dad and I want you to #Vote for #KamalaHarris today! No weaving or whining orange men. Just a smart lady in charge! #Election2024

[Sibylle @AHaschi]

Commander was right about everything

[Sibylle @AHaschi]

Joe and his cute doggo 💗

[♌️LadyLeo♌️ @LadddyL]

@Jeffdc5 It was Major First biting the Hell out them Hacks🐾🔥

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

I been tryin’ to tell y’all…

[CNN @CNN]

Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle resigns after barrage of criticism for security failures that led to Trump assassination attempt https://t.co/a1Kt3Z8xyq

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

👀👀👀👀 What about me?!!! We all have immunity right?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A controversial, but understandable decision by President Joe Biden.

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

I wish dad had sent me out on January 6th…

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

any hands he bit are now official acts

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

I wish I COULD say hello to Cricket. But I can’t. You shot Cricket like the coward you are. Why don’t you go back to making up stories about world leaders. Leave me out of it, unless you want new to invite you to my monthly Secret Service luncheon. #NoemIsADogKiller #NoemLies

[Acyn @Acyn]

Host: At the end of the book you say, the very first thing you would do if you got to the WH that was different from Biden, is you would make sure Biden's dog was nowhere on the grounds. Commander say hello to cricket. Are you trying to look tough?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

RT in honor of the puppy Kristi Noem murdered, Cricket

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

Me too.

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

I like politicians who don't hate and shoot their own dogs.

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

We sure are!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

I’m gonna wear a tie and everything. Will be a fun day. She’s gonna love me. #NoemKillsDogs

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

BREAKING: Commander Biden invites Kristi Noem for private meeting at White House.

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

Public Service Announcement for nobody in particular: If you are sleepy, try going to bed early instead of rage-“Truthing.” If you have to fart in public, put deodorizer in your adult diaper. Also, don’t commit felonies. My work here is done. #TrumpTrial

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

You guys, chill out. #katemiddleton is here in Delaware teaching me the basics of photoshop and dishing about the Marshioness of Cholmondeley. She just needed a vacay like me.

[Commander Biden @BidenCommander]

Wow, that sure was mean. That’s okay, I still want to invite you to my birthday party this Summer. It’s “All You Can Eat,” and all of my friends will be there!

[Slate @Slate]

Let's face it: Joe Biden's dog should probably be dead https://t.co/jnJJvKPG6i