Randy Marsh

if u don’t smoke a lil weed as a lil treat after a long day, it’s time to grow up.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Throw this guy in prison.

[Randy Marsh @BidensPotDealer]

@VerizonNews 4 hours since the last update is truly crazy.

[Randy Marsh @BidensPotDealer]

@VerizonSupport haven’t had service for 9 hours now. Haven’t gotten any updates from you guys in a while. Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Randy Marsh @BidensPotDealer]

@VerizonNews Yall gon pay me for this.

[brandon* @brndxix]

The USS Child Molester

[Joe @ThisAintJosiah]

“And we’re live from Pedophile Rapist Convicted Felon field”

[andiiiiiii @sillyspiderv]

imagine being a president and the only records you broke were the longest government shutdowns and the worst economy recorded omg

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Take all the time you need…

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

[MC Rosie🦀 @MC_Rosie4]

The sequel to niggas in Paris finally dropped

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED

[Victor Williams @ThePhillyPod]

Chris Jones: “You don’t even have 100 yards.”

Jalen Hurts: “We won the f*ckin game shut your ass up.” 💀

[Randy Marsh @BidensPotDealer]

@ab0utdatcash69 Ray Rice Elevator Service

[Randy Marsh @BidensPotDealer]

@espn I love getting to watch the fucking WNBA on ESPN AND ESPN2 when #TUF33 is supposed to be on. Really cool.

[Randy Marsh @BidensPotDealer]

Yo, @espn can we get #TUF33 as advertised instead of the WNBA??? What the hell

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

If you’re stupid