Jan Bieling

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I wish I'd been paid to lose a tennis match.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Jose. Come to Amazon.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fucking bastard fucking useless fucking wifi

[Jan Bieling @BielingJan]

@MrJamesMay f430

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

We're going to need a faster helicopter.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

With a skeleton crew, filming for Amazon Prime's new motoring programme has begun.

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

The band is back together and it feels brilliant.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

He's called Gordon Sumner https://t.co/9SZ0mFpMlJ

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

This is why I bought it. Couldn't give a stuff about how much nitrogen it's producing.

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

They haven't called. Probably busy on that day. Whichever day it is. https://t.co/vvZHaExTHJ

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Found a portrait of my great, great grandfather.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Pull off at next exit etc. #Soz

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

I'm back. Question: do smoke alarm batteries ever beep their imminent failure during the day or only in the middle of the night? Headache.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I've had sex with no women by pretending to be a bloke called Sid Bates. And I've even got a job. World's gone mad. #Bah

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

India to the rescue

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Stop telling me that @MrJamesMay can cook. I assure you he cannot

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Ha

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Not sure I've got the hang of this cooking malarkey

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.