Biff Donuts

I enjoy gaming and obviously #hashtaggin'. If you're funny I'll "♥️", and if you're witty I'll "follow". I'm a very simple person.

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Girl with the Temporary Dragon Tattoo
#MakeAFilmPathetic

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Someone hacked, locked me out, and began spending like crazy on my @PayPal account.
PayPal Rep: "we can't freeze the account. Also, we're not responsible for any fraudulent transactions. Call your bank."

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@Allegiant I can’t add my known traveler number

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Mouth herpes #MyTwoBitsBoughtMe

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I swapped bodies with my mom for the day #ThingsNotToTellYourBoss

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Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other #AlmostGaveMeAHeartAttack

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Live the Budweiser lifestyle #MyFinancialGoals

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My tears #WhatsAPartyWithout

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Are you a bowl of mushy pees cause you've been in my mind all day #RetirementHomePickUpLines

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Rum my lady, rum-rum my lady #PirateRumNames

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Saying things like "The https://t.co/JR5XPXHxTJ is the buzzword of the Millennium" #WhatWasCoolWhenIWasYoung

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Bloodbath rituals
#MyFamilyPastimes

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NirvAnna #PutANameInABand

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A bucket of filth #IJustSayNoTo

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Say Kawabunga. When you say that, people have said it makes you feel good. #HowYouKeepAWomanHappy

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Indiana Jones and the le creuset #AMovieOrShowEntersTheKitchen

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Drive it mad with desire #CobraChickenAvoidanceStrategies

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Using the escalator without getting winded #MyFitnessGoals

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@HomeDepot needs to figure out their complaint center. It’s been a month with no word, c’mon guys.

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@DeeshaThosar I guess Aaron Judge is trying to created the new “Murderer’s Row”

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@strombo Harry Potter and the sorcerer’s accordion