Biff Tannenbaum

Pseudo intellectual. Harvey Specter, Raymond Reddington, Bobby Axelrod, and Tommy Shelby look up to him

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Make air travel a luxury again. Throwback to when everyone dressed up to fly. Behave yourselves

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Does checking “Remember Me” or “Remember this Device” boxes ever work for anyone? Totally fake

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What horses consider play, monkeys consider business, but to Tom, it's all foolery

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If for any reason you end up in an EZ-Pass lane of a toll plaza and you do not have a pass, you should have your license suspended

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist

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Brevity is the soul of wit

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#BOOYAH

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Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit

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Either increase sacrifice or reduce desire

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Always take your own side. Don’t be afraid to play both sides

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A man who fears pain more than failure will taste both

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“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are an idiot than to open it and leave no doubt.”

-Lou Holtz

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“You sensed that you should be following a different path, a more ambitious one, you felt that you were destined for other things but you had no idea how to achieve them and in your misery you began to hate everything around you.”

-Fyodor Dostoevsky, Netochka Nezvanova

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“The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.”

-Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Feelings must never be the arbiter of morality

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Restaurants that bring the card reader to you only watch and hover over you as you select the tip - such bullshit

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Emotional intelligence is the discipline of sitting with a feeling long enough to understand it before you hand it to someone else

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The older you get, the more you realize that literally everyone is winging it 24/7. When you’re young you think adults have it all together. Then you grow up and nope, everything is held together with bubblegum and toothpicks

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Restaurants that bring the card reader to you only watch and hover over you as you select the tip - such bullshit

[Biff Tannenbaum @BiffTannenbaum]

A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both