Brandon Urtel

“People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.” — Chuck Palahniuk

[Brandon Urtel @BiffUrtel]

@LostInTheMovies @ErisianMatti @jimmy_dore @MegynKellyShow No one gives a shit. Fuck you.

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@EmeraldCityHky That's incredibly fortunate!

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@BMaz1 "I can fix them."

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@ErisianMatti @jimmy_dore @MegynKellyShow @grok Also seems like a France problem and not a small town Ohio thing.

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@ErisianMatti @jimmy_dore @MegynKellyShow @grok When is the "debt" paid then?

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@ErisianMatti @jimmy_dore @MegynKellyShow @grok What happened to the white population of Haiti during its revolution? Could that be a reason to be shunned from the international community?

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@jimmy_dore @ladie_jaded @MegynKellyShow lol
The guy running a factory in Ohio is hardly an oligarch but he doesn't understand why people are addicted to drugs and can't work in his factory? But yeah, I totally have a peasant mind.

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@jimmy_dore @MegynKellyShow Cool. So it's this meme but acknowledging that Oligarchs are using immigrants to work at lower wages but then allowing the immigrants to be the tool of the oligarchs. Word.

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@ErisianMatti @jimmy_dore @MegynKellyShow You and I didn't "fuck up a country." They're not owed a global restitution from a Rust Belt city decimated by deindustrialization.

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@jimmy_dore @MegynKellyShow So, having them in the US is a punishment for past colonial sins?

[Charls Carroll @goodcharls]

They live among us.

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@RichardRatBoy1 @memeticsisyphus "I'm really excited about scamming these honkies."

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@LexiBuffalo Sophie Cunningham.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

My prediction...

More jobs are going to be lost to offshoring than AI.

We ran the numbers in our own company and we’ve seen a 10x better ROI from hiring a $19/hour virtual assistant than spending $4,000 in AI tools.

A lot of what you're building with OpenClaw or n8n right now a VA can do better and cheaper.

Just doesn’t get you the same hype on twitter.

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@CarloColaiacovo Oranges and salmon? Never saw those in North America.

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@Codie_Sanchez @Chris_Petkas Congratulations!

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@WomanDefiner A young @TimJDillon.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Happiness is having better challenges.

Success is having better failures.

Discipline is having better addictions.

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@paleonormie You mean soccer?

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@FreddyLA7 Had to keep the Cheez-Its.