David Corden

I want something good to die for To make it beautiful to live

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@LeaderofKCC Here’s my conundrum Linden? If my work hours are 8-4 and the school day is 8:45-3:15, how do I get to work and get them to school?

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@triffic_stuff_ Does he not know who is boss is?

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Where’s them pair of cunts from the Second Tier Podcast gone?? Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard???
That one is for you!
#pusb

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Does City getting promoted mean we’ll no longer have to listen to Andy Hinchcliffe and Don Goodman for a year at least? If so, there should be no greater motivation! #pusb

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Typical City #pusb

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This ref is a fucking disgrace! Never a pen! #pusb

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Why do we constantly try and over complicate the game… play a proper striker, play some quick wingers and a number 10. Bollocks to this false 9, wide playmaker shite

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@EnglandRugby Let’s keep kicking the ball away lads, I mean ball in hand has worked for most of the game but we’ll get ahead and kick it away, then piss our pants when they run at us

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@RobbieLammas Someone is a graduate of the Matt Hancock school of maths

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@mattycov2 Arise Sir Jake Bidwell

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@laura_woodsy @StokeyyG2 Her point is contradictory. She complains of there being men of the women’s football panel instead of being all women then says there’s been no women on a men’s final. Can’t have it both ways.
Has it ever occurred to Eni that the male part of the panel is to appeal to the men?

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@kev_wood87 @ClaresCustoms I can guarantee you that they are for working parents because I work and my kid goes to breakfast club. The same goes for all the kids at the breakfast club.

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@ClaresCustoms To be fair it is quite difficult to grasp that when someone’s work hours are 8-4 but the school’s hours are 9-3:15, something has to give.

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@NotThatHughes ‘Why are them 5 year old not sorting their own breakfast and walking to school on their own while their parents are at work!!!!!’

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@VictoriaA_27 To be fair to him, on Coventry local radio he did acknowledge it was maybe wrong of him and thanked Millwall

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@PolitlcsUK So in summary… Rob is quitting the party that fucked the country, in which he was very much apart and now he’s moving to Reform, who are ‘employing’ the very people that fucked the country and we’re expecting change

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Great save from Lati #pusb

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@_onlyscott Darmian, Rossi and Taibi

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@OwenG_98 @Coventry_City Really embarrassing!!

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Rob Edwards’ new profile pic…. Feel sorry for #Boro