Al

Keep needing to remind myself that Twitter isn’t real life

[Al @BigAlTweets]

@Jas72Boyd @PaulMCM1888 How was Moore’s 50/50 😂 it was a sending off as above the boot

[Al @BigAlTweets]

Lie after lie. 12 years he was at it and she never knew a thing 😂 couldn’t mark her neck with a blow torch. The SNP is entrenched in sleaze and corruption and backed by the people who want “freebees” who don’t pay tax in the first place.

[Russell Findlay @RussellFindlay1]

Sturgeon: "Money hasn't gone missing".

SNP finances as solid as their financial case for independence 🤣

[Al @BigAlTweets]

Always the victim. If your partner starts spending 10s of thousands of pounds when you know they don’t have the means to then that doesn’t ring any alarm bells? Either she’s thick as shit or guilty.

[Peter A Smith @PeterAdamSmith]

Response from Nicola Sturgeon posted to her social media:

“My reaction to the guilty plea tendered today by my former husband is difficult to put into words. I am angry, hurt, sad and very distressed about the impact of his actions on family, friends and the SNP.
To be deceived and let down by a husband I loved and trusted has caused me acute pain. Why he acted as he did is, and always will be, beyond my comprehension.
To be clear: I had no knowledge or suspicion whatsoever that he was using SNP funds for personal purposes. I am utterly appalled that he did so and cannot begin to understand why. That I was fully cleared after a thorough investigation underlines that these are not my crimes. I was misled just as others were.
I know that there will be political discussion in light of what has happened, and I understand why. However, for me this has also been a profound personal trauma. I need to remain focussed on recovering from that and building a new phase of life. I will be making no further comment.”

[Al @BigAlTweets]

@EwenDCameron Sorry for your loss and hope Hearts do it for you and your Brother ❤️

[Al @BigAlTweets]

How many times do we have to go through weird stuff during this fixture that always goes in their favour? Why’s the Sky Sports director not showing that angle at the time of the challenge?

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

Following analysis on Ref Watch, Sky Sports can clarify that all angles of Alistair Johnston's tackle on Mikey Moore were available to VAR during Sunday's Old Firm clash.

Full story - https://t.co/0T8pL3ODB0

[Al @BigAlTweets]

@RangersFC

[Al @BigAlTweets]

💯

[DavidWilson34 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Wilson34David]

The polls open in just over 12 hours time and I really can’t be arsed voting for anyone. It’s been the most low calibre election campaign I’ve ever had the misfortune to witness, absolutely none of them are worth the effort of dragging my backside over to the polling station.

[Al @BigAlTweets]

Sack the manager at the end of the season and allow a new one time in the summer to work with the players and recruit. Can’t do this October shite again limping on with a manager who has no credit in the bank and asking another one to bail us out

[Al @BigAlTweets]

Do or die match. Our players are helping their players stretch off their cramp at 2-1 down. Sums up what we’ve seen for years at this club.

[Al @BigAlTweets]

@lionsroar58 @Iain_L Considering you’ve got JP Morgan, Barclays, Morgan Stanley in Glasgow alone before you take into account some of the biggest fund managers in the world based in Edinburgh it’s you that needs to keep up 😬

[Al @BigAlTweets]

Shitebags plain and simple. Rohl got starting line up wrong. Defence was rotten. Going abroad to train only results in preseason type performances. Shambles and they’ve likely blown any chance they had of winning this league.

[Al @BigAlTweets]

People like this deserve the jail. Unbelievable

[STV News @STVNews]

A man whose dog had to be put down after he starved her so badly that she resorted to eating slugs and snails has been given an animal ban.
https://t.co/i1JJWkLEiv

[Al @BigAlTweets]

@StevieB81579946 @__YC9__ It’s nothing to do with nostalgia for something that didn’t exist. Times change of course they do but Sauchiehall Street was a prime hub for nightlife, shopping and eating out. Now it’s full of Poundshops, fast food outlets and cycle lanes that no one uses.

[Al @BigAlTweets]

Is this a joke 😂

[5 STARS ✩✩✩✩✩ @5Starsltd]

Happy Birthday Danilo!
A powerful, explosive forward! Always a threat in behind, and a player who’s delivered some huge moments in a Rangers shirt.

🔵⚪🔴
#RangersFC

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Not to use hyperbolic language, but this might be the best needledrop in TV history

[Al @BigAlTweets]

What a guy

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

💙 Happy Birthday to former Captain and Hall of Fame Inductee, Richard Gough.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

I’ve decided to return today!

Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

[Joshua Barrie @JoshuaBarrieRR]

🚨 Understand #Rangers are planning to head to Spain for a mid-season training camp next month ahead of the Scottish Premiership split.

Free week w/b April 13 - viewed as a chance for uninterrupted training before final 5 games of the season.

https://t.co/mpDwcp2xnR

[Al @BigAlTweets]

@Bobmcphail1872 @enclosureloyal It’s really concerning the goal return between the two of them for a Rangers strike force which is ultimately what matters. Chermiti does too much in deep areas which I think impacts his ability to be in the box or surrounding areas at key moments.

[Chris Jack @Chris_Jack89]

Rangers are discussing a potential training camp abroad ahead of the Premiership title run-in this term.

Danny Rohl's side have no fixture on the weekend of April 18/19 after being knocked out of the Scottish Cup.

https://t.co/Ohb1RPG8sA