Alexander Jones ®™

Opinionated Scouser.
Photoshopper & piss taker.
Anti-rightwing.
Alex is a pseudonym.
Eu amo Lisboa.
Partner is a T1D.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

I've managed to get hold of the @FoxNews Terrorist Color Chart. #foxnewsfacts

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder of the German word ‘Verschlimmbesserung’: an attempted improvement that only makes things worse.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

How can we stop the revolving door of failed Conservative health secretaries?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

104: the number of schools that will close as they are unsafe

£9.2 billion: the NHS's maintenance backlog

2 out of 1,500: rivers in England safe to swim in

£21 billion: fraud under Rishi Sunak

The country cannot afford the Conservative Party. Please vote for anyone else.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

I remember when all of this used to be fields...and was called Twitter. #MyXAnniversary

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

I'm starting a collection for Dan Wootton.

So, if you'd like to donate a fuck or 2 to Dan, please drop them off here, as I am struggling to muster up any from myself.

#FuckOffDanWoottonYouCunt #DanWoottonExposed

[Daily Racist @ShihabSJoi]

@LozzaFox Well we're always laughing at you. Never with you

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

#FuckOffLaurence #YouAbsoluteBellend

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

You are not a “comedian” #Maaate

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

Translated: " Dear Reader, I have some very strong paedophilic tendencies. Yours sincerely, Rod Liddle."

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

As Sun columnist Rod Liddle is brought onto Newsnight to talk about Huw Edwards' alleged behaviour towards young people, here's a reminder of what he's written himself on the subject.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

@GUNKLE2 You could have left that at "Why is Dan Wootton?"

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

#FuckOffLaurence #YaCunt

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

I should have checked myself into hospital immediately after Question Time.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

@Fifthcolumnblue Buy it!

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

@marrtoffee The Right Irritating Cunt?
The Right Irrelevant Cunt?
The Right Ignorant Cunt?

I dunno what the 'I' stands for but the 'C' deffo stands for cunt.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

#FuckOffLaurence #GetHelp

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

I demand an urgent inquiry as to why the men’s 100m sprint is so systemically racist!

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

@MatofKilburnia Have you ever heard of a Canadian show called ReGenesis?
It's only 4 seasons and is so bad, it's good.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

#FuckOffLaurence #YouNeedProfessionalHelp

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

They won’t stop until they destroy everything about our culture.

They are going after cricket because it was invented in England.

If it had been invented in any other country it would be a shining example of “diversity and inclusion.” https://t.co/GSOZH1DRrM

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

@almightygod

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

#FuckOffLaurence

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

A prefect visual depiction of modern moral supremacism, thanks to Glastonbury.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

#FuckOffLaurence

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

I am so miffed that @Ofcom are refusing to let me do my job which is presenting a show on television tonight. There’s is so much I wanted to talk about on @GBNEWS this evening, but we live in a society dominated by censors.

That needs to change.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

@almightygod The dying kids.

[Alexander Jones ®™ @BigAlexJones]

@buddy_hell The Freds' reading comprehension isn't that good.

Greta was saying we need to stop using fossil fuels within the next 5 years, and if we don't, it will lead to our eventual extinction. Not that we will be extinct in 5 years.

Dumb shits.