—ASTARION.

' keep your distance,
darling . '

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

- [ ASTARION. ]

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ @ichortale]

a burnt child loves the fire.

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

ooh , yes please .

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

mmmm , rwar .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘦𝘢𝘳 @wildshapehalsin]

Rawr.

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

oh , good morning indeed .

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

[ satisfied grin and hair flip . ]

and don't you forget it .

[𝙜𝙤𝙙'𝙨 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔. @sharscleric]

oh, how could I forget . . . sure, we’ll go with that.

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

a close second , perhaps .

[ as he's obviously the prettiest princess in camp . ]

[𝙜𝙤𝙙'𝙨 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔. @sharscleric]

i am the most beautiful girl in the worlddddd.

[Dave Jones - Part-Time Bear @DaveJonesActor]

The husband His hot wife

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

not a wise choice . he bites .

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

I wish I could still see myself in mirrors just so I could do makeup without all the guesswork . I can only assume how terrible my eyeshadow is .

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

there's a small white bat hanging from a tree in camp .

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

imagine you're starving and someone offers you a handful of nuts . wonderful , until you're just as starving in five minutes .

[𝙜𝙤𝙙'𝙨 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔. @sharscleric]

there is plenty of animals in the forest. . .

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

does he know any good rats ?

[𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 ⚡︎ 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙧 (S-H) @HumorandHubris]

Good because Gale was /not/ offering. (💢)

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

so . the camp is just going to let him starve ? feed off rats ? then don't expect him to fight well , if at all .

no he's not drinking from gale .

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

pout .

[‍ ‍ 𝘰𝘩, ‍ ᵐʸ ‍ 𝓼𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ‍ … ‍ @sunlightpalms]

hmph, well, he won't be finding out anytime soon.

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

oh darling , I'm fully aware . but you see my options are .. limited .

[𝙜𝙤𝙙'𝙨 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔. @sharscleric]

( ?! )

i don’t taste good.

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

his eyes seem to linger on his neck ...

[ʀᴀᴇᴛʜ ᴏғ ᴍᴏɢᴀ @MogasFinest]

“… can I offer you some of this fish?”

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

oh , but it's been a century since I've had sharran ...

[𝙜𝙤𝙙'𝙨 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔. @sharscleric]

i like you. i’d hate to have to lay you out, astarion. ( 🥰 )

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

he thinks she'll taste like a sunrise . or perhaps about 80 oranges . definitely a bit fruity .

[‍ ‍ 𝘰𝘩, ‍ ᵐʸ ‍ 𝓼𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ‍ … ‍ @sunlightpalms]

look elsewhere.

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

yes ☺️

[𝙜𝙤𝙙'𝙨 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔. @sharscleric]

( 🤨 )

no.

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

he's a bit desperate at the moment .

[Larissa Brightwater ♪ @Baldurian_Song]

Might taste a little like hellfire...

[—ASTARION. @BigBabyBugEyes]

he's starving . looking at the reader ..