Grant Udstrand

Singer-Songwriter for Spilt Coffee and The Good For Nothings. Author of Kurve. Editor-In-Chief for Occam's Stubble. In short, I like the stock.

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

Made it.

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

@dan_abramov e.e. cummings is a good poet to read

[chan is on vacay ✌️ @chantastic]

My 85 year old grandmother passed today

This is the woman who taught me how to program BASIC on an ATARI

She helped us got our first computer (Intel 386) and told me to "break it". I did and she was the first human to debug my mistakes

I am because she was

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

Some of your constituents like the idea that the small states get a voice too @TinaSmithMN .

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Sen. Tina Smith supports ending the filibuster.
https://t.co/fTq8WtKTb3

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

Anyone want one of these? Trying to place an order tonight

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

I have never heard this called anything other than "Glorified Rice" when it has rice in it, and it is the best side dish at the entire potluck.

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

So Burgess Owens and Byron Donalds are not black? C'mon @RepDeanPhillips you ran against a black Republican in your own district, trying to tie a racial identity to a political party is an unhealthy attitude and counterproductive to the message you are trying to make.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Dean Phillips: "I'm here tonight to say to my brothers & sisters in Congress & all around our country, I'm sorry. For I've never understood, really understood, what privilege really means. It took a violent mob of insurrectionists & lightning-bolt moment in this very room."

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

For anyone who cares, Juicy by Notorious BIG is my favorite rap track. Any recommendations based on that?

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

Just saying @POTUS , if you were to tweet out "Get them tendies" and/or "Remember, diamond hands" you would guarantee a second term $AMC $GME #FreeCampaignAdvice #shortsqueeze

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

Super glue on coffee cups, call your ex, absolutely NO gravity experiments. We let go of nothing today

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

Reminding all my diamond-handed comrades five minutes before markets open

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

HOLD THE LINE🚀🌕

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Melvin Capital is facing bankruptcy and yet its CEO owns an iPhone. Curious!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Yeah I’m with the Redditers

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

Why do I get a feeling the Capital Raiders are going to face more retribution than the Capitol Raiders? #Robinhood #AMC #GME

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

@leroy_royal @_Moddaa True, but every $11 is another billion in losses and they have 12.5 billion in assets, so this could be more than a bad quarter. Thankfully I don't think this government will bail them out. I've just had fun with the YOLO plays this week XD

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

I approve. In America, to behold to our ideals, we reward things that expand liberties, not those which abridge them.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

BREAKING: Biden is ordering his Department of Justice to end private prison contracts. This is huge.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

BREAKING: Biden is ordering his Department of Justice to end private prison contracts. This is huge.

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

@RoamingStallion @ajschleusner @12StepDraper @_Moddaa There is far too much money to make on legal weed for the GOP to hold out very long. They just need time to buy some call options, and then it is over lol

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

@Dutdutgreydut She was the first of the candidates to endorse Biden after dropping out so I imagine she is trying to earn a cabinet position given that she lives in a state where her replacement would be Democrat, and she has been active in the party for a while.

[Grant Udstrand @BigBadBooger]

You know, I hate when the left and the right do this. There was actually a point in American history when it was normal for politicians to cry, and I sure hope whoever becomes president is emotionally moved with that sacred honor, however much I may disagree with them.

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Biden couldn't hold it together just now...

He cried multiple times:
https://t.co/WcXBCv3okE