THE HIPPO

HIPPO MAD !!! (avatar RP / Parody account)

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

@SilentLongShot WAIT WHAT HIPPO OBVIOUSLY GOES TO HEAVEN 0/10

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

@SilentLongShot *IS ALSO DEAD*

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

WHY ARE PEOPLE ARGUING OVER A DRESS HIPPO IS CONFUSED

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

@touch_The_Hippo THE HIPPO LOVES THIS PAGE IT GETS THE HIPPO STAMP OF APPROVAL

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

GUESS WHO ISN'T DEAD

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

// S/O to @MetalBending_PF, cool dude.

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

@tarik00283864 THANK YOU HIPPO VERY HAPPY HIPPO WILL GET WASTED TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

// oh yeah if i don't follow u back just tell me haha. Going through the list and checking active people and whatnot is too much work 😬

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

THAT MIGHT BE TRUE BUT HIPPO HAS NO DESIRE TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO BENDS HIS FARTS @Fartbending

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

@tarik00283864 1.703, REKT M8

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

@Fartbending HIPPO IS SORRY BUT NOT REALY

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

WAIT WHY DOES THE HIPPO HAVE 0 FOLLOWERS NOW

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

AT 1.700 HIPPO WILL POST NUDES

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

HIPPO ALMOST HAS 1.700 FOLLOWERS! HIPPO ISN'T SURE IF THAT'S ALOT SINCE HIPPO CAN'T COUNT PAST 3

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

HIPPO WILL NOW BE ON HIATUS FOR 2 YEARS TILL ALL THE SHIPPERS HAVE CHILLED THE FUCK OUT TUUDUDU

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

3. ... EHM.. HIPPO EATS MOST OF YOUR FOOD SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAINING WEIGHT?

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

2. HIPPO IS SORTA DECENT AT TROWING ROCKS AT PEOPLE NOT AT YOU THO BECAUSE DOMESTIC ABUSE IS NOT OK WITH THE HIPPO

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

1. HIPPO IS BIG AND STRONG, HIPPO WILL PROTECT HIS LADY

[THE HIPPO @BigBadHippo]

HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS HIPPO HAS TO OFFER AS A HUSBAND: