Johannes T. Slørdahl

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Jude Bellingham: “There were ZERO problems with Messi. We were talking about a frictional shot, actually there was nothing bad at all”.

“I'm sure everyone will do their job and blow it out of proportion, but for me there was nothing”.

“For me was a PRIVILEGE to face Leo”.

[Tirill Heimdal @TirillHeimdal]

Ser at mange har gått til innkjøp av såkalla "julekrans", men for min del er og forblir det ei julehinne og eg er ganske forarga over denne hurtige språkutviklinga.

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

[Sveinung Rotevatn @Rotevatn]

Så ulikt kan ein altså vinkle nøyaktig same politiske standpunkt.

[Johannes T. Slørdahl @BigBearTS]

Fuck you 2016!

[NmfOslo @NmfOslo]

"I Oslo har vi nylig revidert studieplanen for profesjonsstudiet i medisin – Oslo 2014. Målet for alle parter –... https://t.co/gyl7QzI0bg

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Wait. If autism-spectrum people are over-represented in the sciences... wouldn't that imply that... autism causes vaccines?!

[Faruk Ateş 💖 @FarukSpeaks]

Dear @JamesGunn, Joss, @prattprattpratt & @RobertDowneyJr: please make this a real thing. You know you want to.

[No Spoilers podcast @Nospoilerspod]

Tirsdag kommer episode om antihelter, og hvor de kan plasseres i systemet. Her følger ett eksempel:

[Johannes T. Slørdahl @BigBearTS]

I think some genious at @UniOslo just borrowed the fire symbol from Pokémon in this poster! :)
#pokemon

[Stig Slørdahl @StigSlordahl]

Dagens blogg om #MEDHUM2014 og sykkeltur fra @UiTromso via @NTNU og @UiB til @UniOslo_MED @UniOslo og litt mer: http://t.co/dBhyzNfTDX

[Bård Tufte Johansen @TufteJo]

Neymar er fotballens Knausgaard sånn grine messig.

[OPS Politiet Oslo @oslopolitiops]

Vi er på Esso Gaustad med flere enheter for å rettlede 10-15 russebusser med russ hva gjelder normalt akseptert adferd.

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

I just uttered my last word as Barney "Awesomepants" Stinson today. Nine years. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun...

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Enjoyed SNL’s Ylvis parody on Saturday. I’ll bet they’re working on a Lonely Island parody next! #CantWait

[vladchoc @vladchoc]

For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say "Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

45 People You Wish You Could Meet In Real Life http://t.co/YtCg3u7EeN