Siebs

I’m only funny because I used to be fat

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Beerbongs. Bentleys. Battlestar Galactica.

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Autistic but my special interest is dangerous woman and situations that don’t call for my presence.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Joe Biden watching Kamala walk back into the White House today

[Siebs @BigBertle]

@J_Buck3 @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Such a brave decision. Thank you for your service.

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Opening a can of 3mg Zyn after numerous beers is like trying to crack a safe in the 80’s. Turn that thing slowly and wait for something to work.

[Siebs @BigBertle]

RIP

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Omegle and ChatRoulette were the forbidden fruits of childhood.
We were warned not to.
We did it anyways.
And through the darkness, illuminated by the dim light of the family desktop, Satan would take the form of a naked 32 year old man.

[Colby Acuff @ColbyAcuff]

If I were the Devil this app would be my playground

[Siebs @BigBertle]

It’s comforting to know that somebody prays to the same god I do.

[Siebs @BigBertle]

People in the 1800's:
"We will simply walk to Oregon."

Me in the 2023:
“Ah, yes.. the temptation of using the motorized shopping cart. It grows stronger.”

[Colby Acuff @ColbyAcuff]

If any football team wins today…I will release western white pines on Friday Feb 3rd 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Colby Acuff @ColbyAcuff]

Apple watch:
"Wow, would you look at the time"

12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2
9 ⊙--> time to cut a new record
8 4
7 5
6

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Go to the gym before 9AM.
You’ll see Gen X using the cable equipment in ways you never thought possible.

Sanitize your equipment folks, Covid isn’t the only thing on that bar.

[Siebs @BigBertle]

As a fat kid, I used to rip the top off of a pack of these bad boys and huff the whole bag. Truly an otherworldly experience.

[Mr.Duffy — #DuffySzn @mrduffyyy]

If we wanna put all the cards on the table, these are the best to ever do it.

[McKenna Esteb @mckenna_esteb]

Hot boys with bad intentions

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Walked across the office and checked out a different departments workspace today. It was rejuvenating to experience a different flavor of misery.

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Panda Express is the riskiest fast food. This is a place where the mood of an single employee more or less decides how big your portion size will be today.

[Siebs @BigBertle]

Spotify sneaking that secret ingredient into my suggested weekly playlist

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Demilitarize the police

Militarize the postal service

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.