Alex Bruns

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

Cards: it's ur year go ahead
Giants: neh its all urs
Cards: no really we insist
Giants: not in the mood
Cards: pretty please
#NLwildcard

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

I don't want to overreact this early in the season, but that was a pretty big series. #Birdinals

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

You gotta be kidding me. Is it too late to get a redshirt? https://t.co/YKHEhOtYCZ

[Larry Kindbom @kindboml]

We moved into new @WASHUBears offices, and are excited about @washufootball locker room! This is a difference-maker!

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

Anybody else put Jon Snow on the prayer request list this morning?

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

I think it's hilarious. It also gives me a chance to show my indifference. https://t.co/r2xz8fv1Fz

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Bomani Jones rockin’ the “Caucasians” t-shirt on Mike & Mike.... THOUGHTS???

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

With respect to free trade, Trump and Bernie are like the Nights Watch brothers who can't fathom the idea of helping the Wildling's.

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

My prediction: Leake will have more wins this year than Lackey https://t.co/zEfaTqCQxJ

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Mike Leake allows just one hit in 4.0 scoreless innings, throwing 54 pitches while fanning five

[MLB @MLB]

#HouseOfCards

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

ASK BERNIE HOW SUPPLY, DEMAND, AND CAPITAL BUDGETING WORKS.

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

most* https://t.co/Ldc4a7wuUF

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

Kroenke paid the @NFL $550M for a relocation fee. I'm just gunna go ahead and assume that St. Louis won't see a nickel of that.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Feel horrible for the person who has to come up with something nice to say at Stan Kroenke's funeral.

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

Every morning my first thought is "Wow I can't wait to go to sleep tonight." #PGP

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

Heyward is a hell of a player. His defense is unreal. But 23 million a year for 19 HR and a .268 BA. . . not exactly winning the lottery.

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

Piscotty, Holliday, Grichuk, and Pham. I think we'll live with those outfielders. Spend the money where we need it. 1B and SP.

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

Pay the man. We have money. I'd rather throw the 200 million in a bucket and light in on fire than see Heyward a cub https://t.co/qIsa7R8i02

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

"The past is already written. The ink is dry."
APRIL, 2016. #GameofThrones #GoTSeason6
https://t.co/VfYVC3FEoC

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that we live in a world where even objective truths count as controversial subjects.

[Alex Bruns @BigBirdsWords]

The Royals looked pretty shocked last night when they received a trophy and not a crown.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Regulatory approvals received, so Autopilot rolling out to all countries! (Excluding Japan, which is still under review)