Emily Saindon

Doesnt want to grow up!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for people to get guns, there will not be fewer guns. People will just figure out a way to get guns illegally."
GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for women to get abortions, there will be fewer abortions."

[keaton @keatiepete]

now it’s time for the kids who drove to school in their obnoxiously loud trucks/cars to share some video on facebook of a ripped dude with a giant beard talking about how guns aren’t the problem

[Haley @ohhhhhHaleNo]

I just got a man kicked out of the bar for slapping my ass. I have never seen a man so appalled and confused for seeing a woman stick up for herself. Happy 2017 bitch, get the fuck out

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The 2nd Amendment was written 226 years ago.

Imagine trying to write laws today that govern weapons in the year 2243.

[Mitchy @mitchelmusso]

Take that knee

[Chris Cope @ChrisCopeComedy]

Some religious people think Hurricane Irma is God punishing us, they're right, he's doin it bc we fucked up our environment

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

All I have to say is that it hurt

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

Anybody got recommendations on where to get piercings done at?

[relatable @byreIatable]

High school: "assigned seating is so stupid"

College: "why is he sitting in my seat? That's my seat... I sit there everyday"

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

You know your boyfriend is a keeper when he offers to buy you clothes 🙌👍

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

Why is it when I get rid of one stress causing thing another seems to pop up right after

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

Dude, the weeknd's party monster track is killing it right now #sick #TheWeekndFolloTrain

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

I love getting yelled at by someone who got bad advice from PetCo but also didn't bother to do any research on the internet

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

When the lady at chick fila compliments your hair #youtherealmvp

[Emily Saindon @BigBootyEmily]

When your bug professor from last semester wants you to help with the teaching collection for research credit.

[CNN @CNN]

Your chance of dying in an attack by a foreign-born terrorist? 0.00003% https://t.co/8OTREPp4kQ