Big Booty's Bitches

Jeremy Crump || 'Finding it harder to stay relatable every day' - me bitch

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@ovalteeenies Wheel

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We'll this aged poorly . . .

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All I'm listening to rn. Send you prayers x

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When the army asks be to serve, they're not gonna expect this . . .

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You help me put the us in judas

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I think I'm addicted to water, this shits a problem fr

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Lying keeps you young kids

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Realising that the only way I would want kids is if they're a massive fucking nerd. I can't raise a kid for 18 years just for them to become cooler than me

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If anyone is going to try and describe me in one word, please let it be villainous

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I really be saying 'to be honest' then catch myself saying some of my most heinous lies

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Trying to find ways to make my death dramatic atm. When I'm on my deathbed, I may have to confess my undying love for someone random around me

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While I have a high tolerance for emotional pain, I have litterally no tolerance for physical pain. One ankle roll will make me weep

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Rebranding "being too bad a driver to drive" as "climate activism"

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Throwback to the time I OD'd on chicken salt. . . Wild times

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Due to previous life experiences, I have realised I'm immortal and will start living like it

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Murder is clearly not the best form of revenge, get creative people x

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While I support people's rights, I just support their wrongs more

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Can't wait for high school friends to reach out and ask me to join their MLM scheme

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Pirate only in thoughts, sadly not in execution

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Bitches be thinking of me when doing maths. Nothing summarises who I am like the alpha button on a calculator

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Sorry I'm advance for breaking your mind, but why aren't cowboys called horseboys???