Mishell

Everything is blue.
His jorts, his jants, his japris.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

the cash in cash out music video singlehandedly reversed my stance on claymation

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

there should be a limit to how delicious they make these gummy vitamins😠

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

What do u guys think we're going to do with all the houseplants when they're not on-trend anymore?

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

how come nobody said "new year new me" this year? we all just maintaining?

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

a real everything bagel would also have raisins, chocolate, and blueberries in it. cowards.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

there are not nearly enough phrases as barbarically short but as widely accepted "Long time. No see."

We need more. For instance:

When u work in a shoe store an the customer refuses to go up a size: "Small shoe. Big Foot."

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

my most toxic trait is sending people videos before i have finished watching them THEN realizing that the 2nd half of the video was actually problematic

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

i am singlehandedly bringing back fjalkraken!

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

The biggest failure of modern society was not realizing that Nat Wolf could have been the Paul McCartney of our generation.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

Human ingenuity peaked at gummy vitamins

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

There is no social construct that has us in a tighter chokehold than jeans.

I fear we will never be free.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

So everybody likes the matrix but when I bring up how we're probably in a simulation during Christmas dinner everyone is silent?

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

i love dijon mustard

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

Why are there no lane lines on the 101?? Why are we all choosing our own adventure on the freeway??

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

When they coming out with a dairy-free Boba Bar. This doesn't make sense.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

I'm at a place in my life where if something doesn't come naturally to me, I'm NOT doing it.

To get good at a video you have to start using combinations? Sorry, I'll stay bad.

I'm DONE learning.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

I hate words.
They have really gone too far.
I say we reel it back in and just be quiet.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

i refuse to believe all of the leading theories about dust

It is NOT dead skin cells or hair

It is the physical precipitation of bad vibes that have finally settled out of the air and minds of the home's inhabitants.

Thank you.

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

"Icicle on Ice" the Icicle

[Mishell @BigBozoMichelle]

are you from new yowrk, even?????