Big Macintosh

[18+ Anthro RP, Often NSFW. All Eeyups to charity.] The kind-hearted gentlecolt of Sweet Apple Acres. Eeyup.

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

[Innocent shrug.]

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

@Rainbowy_Lesbo Eeyup.

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[Mac knows it's been warming up lately, but doesn't think it's quite bikini weather yet, @Rainbowy_Lesbo.]

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[Curious as to how the mare might want to 'use' him, Mac remained throughly undeterred.] https://t.co/NYgp6PSTzo

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[Mac's lack of an agenda other than being a hard worker around the farm and a helpful, muscular arm around town normally left him unaffected by villainous corruption. ...Seduction was another matter.] https://t.co/fqRcWTlAdk

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

[She wasn't wrong. He sure felt rather strongly /some/ way about the mare's new alluring form.] https://t.co/FcayKxbL3x

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

[Isn't sure how to feel about @ShowPone. Though her new look sure emphasized those curves of hers.]

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

Eeyup.

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

[Wonders when he will get his copy of @Classy_Rarity's catalog that he had modeled the male styles for. Not like he was asking for payment or anything. He enjoyed giving her a helping hand, and it was a refreshing change of pace from farmwork.]

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

[Then again, maybe he should count himself lucky to be a wingless earth stallion. Apparently the male Pegasi aren't good at picking up on hints, even with a mare like @BadassDashie dropping them.]

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[Mac isn't sure how he feels about @SugarcubeAJ just giving away Apple family secrets like that.]

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[Sometimes he wonders what it would be like to be a Pegasus. Not really his speed or style, but @BadassDashie made it look fun.]

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

[Of course, she already knew the answer to this question. It was more of a rhetorical to make the apple stallion sweat.

...And sweat he did, tugging at his dusty plaid collar.] https://t.co/fNRqtkYhkP

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[As if he didn't have enough fantasies of @Classy_Rarity sitting on his face already...]

Err...

...Eeyup?

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[Apparently, this is the new hot thing in fashion.] https://t.co/xfQGryuFNa

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[He scratched the back of his head, enjoying the closer shave on his red-furred neck. It was the second season that he had opted for a shorter cut of his dirty blonde hair during the warmer months.]

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[Running his rough hand through his hair, Mac surveyed his handiwork-- replacing a few old and split gateposts. Giving one a swift kick with his steel-toed boot, he grunted his approval, at least decently satisfied.]

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

@SugarcubeAJ ...

Eeyup.

[Big Macintosh @BigBuckintosh]

[He half-expected @Rainbowy_Lesbo to shoot by overhead at some point. A welcome distraction from working with the thawing ground.]