John Dorrian

Mostly here to tweet at politicians

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

Whoever put Nathalie merchant on the touch tunes…. Thank you

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

We’ve created a world where saying “link in bio” sounds dirty.

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

Life has evolved from what’s the parking situation like to what’s the bathroom situation like .

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

People who wanna go out drinking to play pool, annoy me. Can’t we black out and dance like adults.

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

Listening to my roommates (married couple) fight gives me nostalgia for being a kid and hiding while my parents fight.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: A friend of mine is a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. He's begging me not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. He had some fat drugs. I said: it's not working—you look like shit.

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

Me using a squatty pottie for the first time

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

Tryna get high and watch Then and Now

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

Sometimes I think we should make weed illegal again.

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

@NatalieNavarroo You’re prob one of those people who only ever listened to Jolene and now you actin like a fan…. I’ve watched every episode of Reba… don’t @ me …jkjkjkjk

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

For a good portion of my life I thought Dolly Parton and Reba were the same woman.

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

That seasonal depression hittin early

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

Andrew Wilson’s finest moment will be remembered as the time that a woman made him look like a retard seven times over in front of millions of people.

[11 @yhate_11]

yo spiderman i understand how you feel,my bitch forgot who i am too

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

My old work grandma be wildin.

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

Love when a car bro approaches me just to compliment the Volvo.

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

@GavinNewsom You spelled taxes wrong

[Aaron @_AaronRyan]

Another banger, I’m afraid

[John Dorrian @BigChange92]

One of my favorite things in life is when you’re singing and the dog starts howling along.