MachinegunBelly

Fat, Happy, and Tatted

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@Battlefield God please give me a code

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

Wife is watching the new #snowwhite and this is all I can think of

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

You know how big of a bitch you gotta be to use a sliding glove? #pride #CBBLive

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@NFL that flag football commercial for women was the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen hahahahahaha

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@Superman @IMAX New Superman trailer is gonna be badass. Opening scene…

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

Stop being soft on QB’s. They want to fake going ob to get a few more yards because they know you wont hit them, light their ass’s up. #fuckMahomes

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@DoorDash how about in the application process you make sure they know the difference between someone’s yard and their fucking driveway. I didn’t even order anything. It was the wrong house.

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

Hang the cleats up @AaronRodgers12 #skol

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@SmugStickDB No hole in chest and piccolo has both arms. I’m confused.

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

The @Vikings are where the QBs that everyone doubted go to shine. #skol

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

Went to @Biscuitville for breakfast and they’re shut down due to WiFi being down? You can’t take orders without WiFi? How useless are you wtf.

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@strawhats

[nexus 🇵🇸 @NumbNexus]

first time seeing broly crash out was fucking INSANE dude the aura??? the music?? i cant put into words how fucking raw everything of this was

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@Starbucks went to the new store on E maple ave in Burlington. Greeting by a homeless man smoking crack asking for money at the screen. Is that a new feature?

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@MebanePolice I’m gonna document every drug deal at my neighbors house till y’all arrest him cause I’m sick of these people flying up the road and turning around in my yard. 1 car just pulled in and left.

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@King_Sukunaaa @Laceupdoe

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

Much rather would have liked @PostMalone and a guitar than this shit.
#HalftimeShow

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@FunnyHumanRace They ordered door dash

[MachinegunBelly @BigColeman77]

@kirawontmiss *does your child go missing at night?