Goddamnit Gordy

I'm a stupid baby

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@SenJohnCurtis Dont worry, I'm sure you'll find a way to lick the Trump admins boots by Monday.

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@SenMikeLee Real nightmare on Kirk street

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Weird how so many guys suddenly care about womens sports.

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This stupid fucking country.

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@Ihatemaherpod The ALF-CIO joke is a play on the AFL-CIO, which is basically a union for unions in the US. The dyslexia bit explains the AFL=ALF bit and the dental coverage is about the union having good insurance, I guess? Long walk for a small drink of water.

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Actual footage of Kamala today

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@_HEALTH_ John for president of vice

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@jonfavs Then we can finally beat medicare.

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If the cancer don't remiss, you won't be missed.

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I miss my little midge.

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What happens when it's bring your kid to work day at the bureau of species naming

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Society: You should have kids.
Me:

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Hey @netflix fuck off with your "rate me now" bullshit the second credits start to roll.

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@aesterios I think you mean his Nine Inch Nussy

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@BillyWayneDavis "Why is EVERYONE ELSE so mad?" He said, six hours later.

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@BillyWayneDavis Let us know if Rogan pays guests better than Iheart

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New Halloween costume just dropped

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How the fuck are zoomers okay with the one word at a time subtitles on shittok when their stupid baby brains explode with normal subtitles

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I've been around a lot of famous people in my life and I'm rarely prone to being starstruck but I goddamn near cried shaking hands with Don Bluth this weekend.

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I might never get over my dog park friend saying he was in a Tears for Fears mosh.