Jackson Dettloff

@Grabowskimeg 5.14.12 WMU ‘22. Fraser Alum, Class of ‘18: Just a Dad trying to fit in. Poilet.

[Jackson Dettloff @BigDaddyDett]

She said yes, FYI.

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE BOSNIA IS ON A MAP.

BUT I KNOW THIS LIL GUY KNOWS.

[Paul Booming🇺🇸🇬🇭 @blakebooming]

Rooting against the US as an American is fucking weird man stop tryna be different

[whristan @whristan1]

All those fuck ass OKC fans had to witness that shit on their home floor this is fucking beautiful

[Underdog @Underdog]

James Harden when guarded by Ausar Thompson and Ron Holland this series:

0.0% FG
0.0% 3PT
1 Assist
3 Turnovers

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

The Cavs tied the game with 5 mins left in the 4th quarter.

Cade comes off the bench.

No nerves. No panic. Just 3 possessions in a row with perfect passes to Duren for dunks.

Game over.

That’s what superstars do.

#DetroitBasketball

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Orlando went 45 minutes between made baskets, going scoreless from 8:46 PM ET to 9:31 PM ET 😳

The Magic's 23 straight misses were the most by any playoff team this century.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Islamic terrorist attacks are just blowback from America’s GWOT, which was just blowback from 9/11, which was just blowback from America supporting Israel, which was just blowback from the Ottomans fighting against America and Britain in WW1, which was just blowback from Britain seizing Egypt and supporting Greek freedom from the Ottomans, which was just blowback from the Ottoman conquest of Constantinople and hundreds of years of oppression, which was just blowback from the Crusades, which were just blowback from the Seljuk conquest of Anatolia, which was just blowback from the Byzantine Empire’s expansion into Syria under the Macedonian dynasty, which was just blowback from the Arab conquest of Byzantine Syria and Egypt and North Africa and repeated siege attempts against Constantinople, which was just blowback from the Byzantines no longer paying Arab tribes to defend the frontier against Persia, which was just blowback from an extended Persian invasion of the Byzantine Empire, which was just blowback from 700 years of warfare between Rome and Persia, which was just blowback from Alexander the Great’s conquest of Persia, which was just blowback from Darius and Xerxes’ invasions of Greece, which was just blowback from Athens supporting the Ionian revolts against the Persian Empire, which was just blowback from Cyrus the Great conquering the Ionian Greeks of Anatolia, but before that everybody in history probably got along.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

WHAT WATCHING USA WIN GOLD IN OT FEELS LIKE

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

By not being retarded

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Roger Goodell on a possible 18-game season: "It's not a given. ... We have not had any formal discussions."

Among the questions that need to be discussed are.
-- What are the roster sizes?
-- Are there two byes?
-- What are the union's priorities?

[Will @WillTalksBall]

SPORTS ONLY! #yay

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

The normie position on immigration is really not that hard to figure out:

* Deport immigrants who commit crimes
* Fix the unlimited asylum loophole
* Don't go around acting like a gestapo, kidnapping people off the streets, violating rights and murdering protestors

[TB Times Subcriber 🇵🇸 @anarchoBradyist]

A Super Bowl without Josh Allen sounds surprisingly like every other Super Bowl that's ever existed.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Good to see everyone has an open mind and reacting completely rationally

[JD5 Lover @JaydenHeisman]

You must be a sick person if you enjoyed Caleb Williams and the Bears lose in the playoffs

Me:

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

BREAKING: BEN JOHNSON AND THE CHICAGO BEARS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS

HATE WATCH COMPLETE 👏

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

I lost a lot of respect for Bills fans after the way they handled that loss last night and blaming everyone but their team.

[Lions Memes @LionsMemes]

Big game tonight

[alex 💫 @gibbsforsix]

.@ICEgov @DHSgov @realDonaldTrump I beg you bro please fucking deport Chris Illitch

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

THAT ONE WAS FOR YOU @WorldofIsaac

🗣FTB