Merle Williams Jr

I draw a crazy check, hunt squirrels, and watch Nascar. Redneck til I die or the good Lord comes back.

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Ifn I had a job this here would be a great holiday. Happy labor day to all u workin suckers! #crazycheck #noboss #highcotton

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Got my Hank Jr 8-track, folding lawn chair under th pine tree, double barrel shotgun, and possum pie. Life is good y'all!

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Dangit Cletus! Get offn my porch ifn yer gonna use th phone!

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

What n tarnation is a espy? An howcome they ain't a showin th tractor pull tonight? Startin to thank that stealin that cable wuz useless!

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Cookin me up a mess of fried cat today. Y'all bring a possum pie an come by th traylor an we'll have us a hootanany!

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

I'll tell ya one dern thang I've noticed: them dern socker playin fellers fall on th ground more n a dang ol gut shot deer. #wallerin

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Yeeeehaaaaaw! It's Saturday! I'm so happy I might just go down to th Walmarks an jerk my britches off. Don't care what that manager says!

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Y'all help a feller out. Is it too late to put my Christmas lights out? I knowed I shoulda just left em on th traylor like erbody else does

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

@BillyluvsRedMan BILLY! You ol rabid chum bucket! You knowed that judge couldn't hold ol Merle! Im back in th park Brocephus!

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

@CathyKruse1 well ifn yor a good.cook, how long do you grill yer cat fore you dip it in barbee q sawce?

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

@CathyKruse1 well good. Hope ye got some good recipees fer me, ifn a Yankee can have good recipees fer anythang

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

So th naybors stupid cat was up under my porch again today. I had th best casserole ever fer dinner! #HowDoYouLikeMeMeow

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

@reaves_eric I got me some of that boogie fever onced. Doc give me some stanky surp an horse pills, clured it right up preacher man.

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

I knowed this was a good restar.. rastrau.. restiur.. good eatin place

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

@CloydRivers yep. Today seems like it's been goin fer bout 2 weeks. Thanks Obamer.

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Them world soccer playin fellers cry more than a cat lovin, tree huggin, Prius drivin sissy girl. None of em would last 2 minutes in th NFL.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Heard a sissyboy say it was hot. Gave him a Stone Cold sack tap and whispered,"First day of Summer, son. Time to nut up or shut up. Merica."

[Merle Williams Jr @BigDaddyMerle]

Yep, it's Saturday. Time to work on ol' Bessie. Got my new lift kit ready. Time to git r off n th ground.

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

If we win the World Cup, the rest of the world has to start callin' it soccer. Merica.

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Gotta love rednecks