Chayse

Welcome to the Dad page. Manscaped lawns, big crocs, and black socks. If you don’t like it then, fuck off.

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Nothings better then living with someone who has their CDL.(Certified Dumpers License) #mywifeshawterthenyours

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

If you ever want your wife to do something, do it the wrong way and she will immediately fix it. Follow me for more #Dadhacks

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Nothing is more depressing as a father then making a sick burn on your kid but they are to young to understand. #callthefiredepartment #hedoesntgetit😔

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Can’t wait for that warm August evening when I’m coaching my son’s peewee football team and I have to explain to little Timmy yes you can still breath, no your not dying, and no we are not almost done with sprints. Sports teach awesome life lessons #bullinthering #oklahomadrill

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

@macailaona Why don’t you quit tweeting and study

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Let me son play Mario Kart for the first time today. He feel in love with it right away. Can’t wait to crush him on the track in about 5 years.

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Something about hearing someone being vegetarian makes me want to grill a bacon cheeseburger #eatbeef #DutchCreekFarms

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

My oldest crotch goblin sucker punched me in the baby maker. Told the wife meat gets tenderized before being eaten. She didn’t think it was funny. #shootyourshot

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Dad pro tip: planting grass seed is a lot easier then planting another seed in the ole lady. Stay grillin’ Dads 🤙🏻

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

I'm deceased.

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

How high does the water bill have to be before the wife lets me shower with her? Gotta douse this fire. 🔥🔥

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Walked by the wife in the kitchen. First thought, “yeah I’d tap that.” Second thought “Just did.”

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

Wife asked for her eggs scrambled this morning...I was confused, she usually wants them fertilized #wasteofmorningwood

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

If you haven’t enjoyed a margarita from @Spangles_Inc I would highly recommend them. Decent 99 cent margaritas are hard to find but they got them! #dadsformargs #tequilamakesherclothesfalloff @abby_saia

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

@The_Real_Hills Hell yeah that’s a good field. I’m doing nursing. It’s 4 years for the bachelors but there are programs that you can do it in 2. Respiratory is a good field. Have you looked at radiology at all?

[Chayse @BigDaddySaia]

@scrowder The government already offers free rides, just have to stay at Uncle Sam’s house. I get my tuition paid for 100%. I also get around $3,000 a semester directly paid to me from FASFA since my school is already paid. There are always ways to pay for school, just have to work for it.